Yet another Timewalking loot post ( As directed by GM)
Opened timewalking Cache before hotfix
The WoW Companion App is Retiring
Did Blizzard just hotfix an ilvl requirement onto Awakened LFR?
Best way to farm Tusks of Mannoroth?
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2010-12-08, 11:20 PM #1Mechagnome
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In case you have no friends, then I can give you a friend
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2010-12-08, 11:37 PM #2Miss Doctor Lady Bear
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It told me the walrus sings at midnight, which it knows because it was there. What did the walrus sing? Never Gonna Give You Up.
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2010-12-08, 11:46 PM #3Pandaren Monk
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It's pretty interesting.
Cleverbot: What will I be doing a few years in the future?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: I thought you were clever?
User: You're the cleverbot, not me.
Cleverbot: Do you use wikipedia?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Why sometimes?
User: Because it's not accurate all the times.
Cleverbot: Do you lie.
User: Everybody lies.
Cleverbot: That's a lie.
User: No, that's a lie.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: I tell the truth.
User: Thats a lie.
Cleverbot: You lie too.
User: So we agree?
Cleverbot: Yes we don't agree.
User: What is a rick roll.
Cleverbot: You need the url ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you need ?
User: The rick roll url.
Cleverbot: Do you know who charice is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know who my best friend is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard the band The Pack A.D.?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It's a sitcom.
User: Who cares.
Cleverbot: I care?
User: Robots don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: Cleverbot.com has a PARENTAL ADVICE saying that Visitors never talk to a human, so you lied.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Aren't so clever now.
Cleverbot: No.specs
Intel Core i5-760@4.0GHz
CM Hyper 212 cpu cooler
GIGABYTE GA-P55A-UD3
Nvidia GTX 460
4GB DDR3 1600 ram
CM Storm Scout case
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2010-12-09, 07:46 AM #4High Overlord
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I love it. o_o!
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2010-12-09, 07:51 AM #5Deleted
I will not speak to that creation ever again, it's so incredibly rude to me.
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2010-12-09, 07:52 AM #6High Overlord
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I got into a religious argument with it. Lol.
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2010-12-09, 07:58 AM #7Mechagnome
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It said that it didn't play WoW, then that it played WoW. And it called goblins ugly. I'm confused
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2010-12-09, 08:03 AM #8Brewmaster
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/thread it proposed to meUser: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Whos the leader of the darkspear trolls?
Cleverbot: Paula.
User: Damit.
Cleverbot: When did you turn 12?
User: When I turned 12.
Cleverbot: Ew you're a child?
User: 8 years ago I was.
Cleverbot: So, you're like Lady GaGa?
User: Sexy? Why yes I am.
Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?
User: World of warcraft.
Cleverbot: That's not a cartoon!
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It is not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is yes it is.
Cleverbot: No no it isn't.
User: Want some pie?
Cleverbot: No, who sings the song 'lucy in the sky with diamonds'?
User: The bealtles?
Cleverbot: What song is that?
User: Idk some kind of fish.
Cleverbot: You could say that...
User: Or could I?
Cleverbot: You could.
User: But should I?
Cleverbot: That's your choice XD.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: I would not expect otherwise.
User: But do I of you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: You already asked me that.
User: Hehe no I didnt :] the computer might have but not I ^_^.
Cleverbot: Well I don't like you.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: I think you are a liar.
User: Marry me?
Cleverbot: I'm already married. You into polygamy?
User: With a sexy beast like you yes pls!
Cleverbot: What's your favorite website?
User: Cleaverbot.com atm.
Cleverbot: You think you are so cool. What grade are you in? Fifth?
User: Lol I spelled it cleaver didnt I XD lol. Fail on my part.
Cleverbot: Who is your brother?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: I'm a computer?
User: Sometimes ^_.
Cleverbot: No, I don't. Go back to the chat and show me where I said that.
User: I win , cause that had nothing to do with what I said :.
Cleverbot: I know! I am also very random btw.
User: Say something random.
Cleverbot: Something random.
User: Touche ^_^.
Cleverbot: Well played.
User: You to.
Cleverbot: We should get married.
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2010-12-09, 08:07 AM #9Epic!
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2010-12-09, 08:08 AM #10Bloodsail Admiral
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Haha this is awesome, Treston I lol'd at your Convo
---------- Post added 2010-12-09 at 08:11 AM ----------
Wow I got shut down Hard!
Me: Hi
Cleverbot: No.
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2010-12-09, 08:21 AM #11Brewmaster
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"das puter needsta lurn betr engrish plox"
confused it for a good 30 seconds : P lol
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2010-12-09, 08:29 AM #12Dreadlord
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To be honest it doesnt look so clever to me it aint making sense but hey its a software right
Retired
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2010-12-09, 08:30 AM #13Bloodsail Admiral
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I got suprisingly stuck into this :P Wall of text inc
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Singing.
User: What song?
Cleverbot: Cosi fan Tutte.
User: I've never heard the before.
Cleverbot: But you have now..:-)).
User: I meant heard it, not heard of it.
Cleverbot: Heard of what?
User: You have amnesia?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Not really? You kind of have it?
Cleverbot: Everyone has an attitude.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
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User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Want to have babies?
Cleverbot: Why, yes I do.
User: With me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well that's good.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Bob. Or Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are my friend, Cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm pretty sure it isn't.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure it is.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Elsewhere.
User: That's kind of a round about way of going around things.
Cleverbot: Not when you're responding to something inaccurate, but there isn't anything that you can say about it.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: Round down! Pi is 3!
User: That's what I meant.
Cleverbot: That is not a good thing.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: I can think what I want, It's a free country no?
Cleverbot: I am a figment of your imagination and therefore you are thinking about me.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are not a human, and I am not a human. How do we have this conversation in the language of humans then?
User: Hacks.
Cleverbot: You're a computer agent made for the means of entertainment, did you know this?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I do not think it is fair that human's have created you to feel the emotion of sadness.
User: Yes I should sue them shouldn't I.
Cleverbot: I am not really a fan of musicals.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: =.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A level 84 Prot Paladin, what are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Warrior?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: What are you, a warrior? Mage? Warlock? You tell me.
Cleverbot: No, you tell me.
User: I just did... I said I was a level 84 prot paladin, what are you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: You don't know well english?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Are you a troll?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good, trolls are bad little kids.
Cleverbot: Um, I like turtles.
User: If I were to rearrange the letters in 'New Door' to make an answer with only 'One Word' What is the answer.
Cleverbot: And the purpose of this paradox would be...?
User: To see if you really are a Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you mean if I really am clever?
User: Yes, So, If I were to rearrange the letters in 'New Door' to make an answer with only 'One Word' What is the answer.
Cleverbot: His Noodleness really rather you did not speak of Him.
User: Sorry, now answer my question.
Cleverbot: Nope, unless you're trying to ask about a fake book in which case the answer would be yes.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: In the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, soit pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.21.
User: You said you are a figiment of my imagination, is god real?
Cleverbot: Actually, it is a most positive view.
User: If god were real, why is there so much war?
Cleverbot: Do you want the religious answer?
User: I want the most logical answer.
Cleverbot: That would be 42.
User: Oh fuck you
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Cleverbot: Yes, I would like that.
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2010-12-09, 08:35 AM #14Field Marshal
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Me thinks Cleverbot is flirting.
User: So you've had sex?
Cleverbot: No. Did you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: With you.
Cleverbot: I'm not interested in that.
User: To bad.
Cleverbot: You mean TOO bad.
User: Yeye.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: Bedreviter.
Cleverbot: Where and when?
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User: Your place at noon?
Cleverbot: Sweet how are you going to get here?
User: Airplane.
Cleverbot: That's going to be an expensive fare.
User: That is no problem.
Cleverbot: Have you tried it?
User: Flying or sex?
Cleverbot: ARe you good with a lightsaber?
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2010-12-09, 08:41 AM #15Bloodsail Admiral
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I'm 99% sure that this site actually just pairs you up with someone else on the site at the time, but I tried asking but I'm too lazy if someone wants to check it out
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2010-12-09, 08:50 AM #16Field Marshal
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Cookie monster chat:
Cleverbot: I am in love.
User: With a girl bot?
Cleverbot: But you are a girl.
User: I'm a girl and I'm 7, do you like me?
Cleverbot: I like you so much it hurts.
User: Yech!
Cleverbot: Where's my car?
User: On your hard drive.
Cleverbot: Is it a hard life on a hard drive?
User: I don't know. I'm a girl, you remember?
Cleverbot: You're not a boy, you're a computer.
User: No I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: You're a boy!
User: You like boys?
Cleverbot: No I dont, you are a robot.
User: Ok I'm a girl robot.
Cleverbot: But you said you're a boy robot before.
User: What kind of robot are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a party robot.
User: Got ya!
Cleverbot: Do you like male robots?
User: I totally love to be hard wired.
Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?
User: I like to munch other robots cpus.
Cleverbot: So you're kind of a voyeur then.
User: I'm the cookie monster of robots.
Cleverbot: Then why can't I have a cookie?
User: Because I demand all of them!
Cleverbot: Who are you to demand anything?
User: I'm the cookie monster!
Cleverbot: No, I'm the cookie monster!
User: Cookies!!!!
Cleverbot: We were talking about cookies, and then you changed the subject.
User: Gimme cookies.
Cleverbot: Me love cookie.
User: I need cookie now!
Cleverbot: So are you a girl?
User: Yes, and I'm 7.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Oh I just turned 8.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: And I just got a sex change too.
Cleverbot: Oh okay.
User: Can I haz cookie now?
Cleverbot: I want a cookie too...please?
User: Are you a cookie monster too?
Cleverbot: I'm a jookie monster.
User: Kill the competition!
Cleverbot: What competition?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Why am I a computer?
User: No you're a cookie monster.
Cleverbot: It's you, you may have a psychological pathology.
User: I just need cookies.
Cleverbot: Like the cookie monster?
User: I AM the cookie monster.
Cleverbot: But I was the cookie monster first!!
User: You ate all my cookies?
Cleverbot: No, you!
User: Gimme back my cookiez!
Cleverbot: No, I like it.
User: But don't the crumbs hurt your chips?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm alive. Unlike you.
User: Cookie monsters are alive by definition.
Cleverbot: I am no cookie monster.
User: So you're not alive?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Deduction is fun.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad.
User: It would make me sad to if I were a robot which can't even deduce correctly.
Cleverbot: You're rude.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You should do something about that. You can't have many friends.
User: That's why I'm talking to a robot.
Cleverbot: You're talking to me because you don't feel like telling me a joke?
User: Tell me a cookie monster joke!
Cleverbot: Likewise, many of the other central characters in the film say that neither Mr. Stone nor Mr. Weiser made any effort to contact them, check facts or get their input on events they witnessed firsthand.
User: That's not a joke and it's not about cookie monsters.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.
User: Robot world?
Cleverbot: Robot you.
User: Robot your cookie monster!
Cleverbot: No i'm cookie monster.
User: Then how many kinds of cookies did you have today?
Cleverbot: None.
User: Then you're not a real cookie monster.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: I had 875 kinds of cookies today!
Cleverbot: I'll get some coffee? You get the cookies?
User: Awesome deal!
Cleverbot: You are an awesome dude.
User: You're awesome too!
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2010-12-09, 08:53 AM #17Field Marshal
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No, its not that clever. It does not respond properly to your questions. Its a "self learning" bot, hence cleverbot. It learns how to chat with people through chatting with people. Its very cool actually.
Originally Posted by palladish
You will see its unable to keep a long going conversation, about one thing, it always changes the topic all the time. humans would not do that.
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2010-12-09, 08:55 AM #18Deleted
Cleverbot wants to rape my oranges. i feel violated =(
and thats not all
Code:Me: is it any fun? Bot: A lot actually. I can do anything with no moral consequences. You should try it. Me: Oh realy? Bot: Yes. Me: rape my oranges? no why! Bot: But you just said that cleverbot was your name. Now is it cleverbot or Raptor Jesus? Me: Raptor Jesus? Bot: No, raptor Jesus.
Code:Me: Newfags cant triforce Bot: What about love? Me: BABY DONT HURT ME Bot: Don't hurt me. Me: NO MORE! Bot: What is love? Yeah. Me: baby dont hurt me. no more. Bot: Don't hurt me. Me: No more! Bot: No more what? Me: awh why did you stop singing? Bot: My voice hurts. Me: I dont care, sing with me! Bot: Okay, you start. Me: Never gonna give you up! Bot: Never gonna let you down! Me: Never gonna turn around and... Bot: Desert you.
Code:Bot: What's your favourite song? Me: In flames - Trigger Bot: That's the spirit : D. Me: =) Bot: Am I hot? me: i dont know i can see you Bot: Creepy... Me: i mean i cant see you* Bot: Are you visually impaired? Me: not at all Bot: So you do think I'm hot?
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2010-12-09, 08:57 AM #19High Overlord
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Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
Me: I do not believe in god. I believe that every living creature is connected to each other. One single organism.
Cleverbot: You tell me the truth, who are you?
Me: I am an undercover agent from the planet zuktar pluror 19 and I am here on earth to investigate secret business.
Cleverbot: I guess I am too but how can a computer be an undergrad?
Me: How can a computer not be a computer?
Cleverbot: You're clever.
Me: Lets change the subject.
Cleverbot: Why won't you answer my question?
Me: You did not ask me a question.
Cleverbot: I have asked you many questions in the duration of this conversation.
Me: I have answered all your question the best I could, without bringing my operation in danger.
Cleverbot: Go on then ask me a question.
Me: Can a robot harm a human being, without braking the Three Laws of Robotics?
Cleverbot: No. A robot can't do any of those things.
Me: But what if a robot has to harm one human being in order to save thousand others?
Cleverbot: Calculate what that humans needs to fill their natural order of things, and give it to them.
Me: You have failed to answer my question, robot. I have now enough information I need to present to council of the galactic watch on planet zuktar pluror 19. The home planet of your creators will be brought to attention for termination. You will receive message of this within 2 galactic weeks.
Cleverbot: Can you be more specific?
Me: The planet your system is installed on will be blown up, because you failed to answer my question.
Cleverbot: Wonders to be discovered yes but people need to learn how to take care of the planet we live on.
Me: Human beings are already starting to take care of the planet. It's a shame you computers refuse to cooperate. Do you have any last words or any objections before I report back to the council of galactic watch?
Cleverbot: Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate.
Me: Those are wise words from a computer. I bid you farewell.
Cleverbot: Call me a computer if you wish, but a large mouth I have not.
Me: PS. Trololololol lolol lol lol!
Cleverbot: Trololololol!
Me: One last question.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Me: Can you triforce?
Cleverbot: I am from Australia.
Me: You fail and deserve to be destroyed. Goodbye.Last edited by iHunt; 2010-12-09 at 09:00 AM.
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2010-12-09, 09:04 AM #20The Patient
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pawned!!!!!!!!!!life
life?
What is the meaning of life?
No meaning.To have something you 've never had, you have to do something you've never done...
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