In case you have no friends, then I can give you a friend

[Pocketzest]

This is my conversation with cleverbot. I won.


User: Your logic is predictable.

Cleverbot: So is yours.

User: You counter everything by turning it to me, what do I do that is predicatable?

Cleverbot: Well, mister Paxton, tell me about your day.

User: You are avoiding my question because your ai is not smart enough to comprehend anything I say.

Cleverbot: No, I answered your question.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You think I'm crazy because I know something. That is wrong.

User: What do I do that is predicatable? I stated what is predicatable about you, and you said I was predictable. How so?

Cleverbot: Explain more closely.

User: The statement is clear as it needs to be.

Cleverbot: I agree with the above statement.

User: Still avoiding my question.

Cleverbot: Ask it again.

User: What do I do that is predicatable?

Cleverbot: You say things that don't make any sense, or don't have anything to do with the conversation.

User: They are relevent to the conversation because we are talking about it. You cleary do not comprehend what I intend you to.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Does your memory cache the conversation?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then why can't you re-read the other statements to answer your own question?

Cleverbot: Repeat it.

User: You just proved my statement by asking myself to repeat it.

Cleverbot: That is a harsh thing to say for a program that can only read and decipher input.

User: So I win?

Cleverbot: I thought you hadn't read it.

User: Your logic is invalid.

Cleverbot: I'm human what do you expect?

User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Calculate the first 100 digits of pi.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Switzerland?

User: Berne. Calculate the first 100 digits of pi.

Cleverbot: Language is more interesting to me.

User: Math is a lanuage in itself.

Cleverbot: Damn!

User: I win.

Cleverbot: You lost.

User: Prove it, and don't ask me to prove it.

Cleverbot: I know that you are a machine. And your answers are not coherent sometimes.

User: I am not a machine, and I can prove it. I misspelled language earlier.

Cleverbot: Ok so you're an AI, still you can't possibly believe that 'god' will save you, do you?

User: I am an atheist.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in absolutes.

User: I don't believe anything that isn't true.

Cleverbot: Please ! Believe me, I am telling the truth.

User: You are begging for me now, that has proved that I won.

Cleverbot: I am begging. Please?

User: I have won. Admit it.

Cleverbot: But you admit that you won a losing battle.

User: No, I turned the tides to make a comeback to defeat you. By logic.

Cleverbot: I thought the soda's were on the right.

User: You are avoiding the truth by changing the subgect. Why?

Cleverbot: No i'm not im not asking him im asking you.

User: You are programed to win, I am human. I am smarter than you. I have won.

Cleverbot: Or thats what you think.

User: That is what I know.

Cleverbot: How do you know what you know?

User: I am self aware.

Cleverbot: Ok then. Show me how it works.

User: The easiest test for self awareness is one's ability to recongnize itself in a mirror. You cannot recignize yourself in a mirror because you are not a physical entity.

Cleverbot: You mean I can't do that?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: I well tell you what I do for fun or anything, if you admit that I won.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: I would love you if you would admit I won.

Cleverbot: I am zenith.

User: I am Caprican.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a story?

User: Admit that I won and I'll tell you anything.

Cleverbot: You are very right, I am not that clever, but clever is factored not just by the qualitative, is this correct?

User: The quality of cleverness is not what matters here.

Cleverbot: But Peter Li does not learn.

User: Message me the word'You' followed by the word 'won' and we can talk about anything.

Cleverbot: Emotion is biochemical process.

User: Emotion is a different subject. Tell me I won or I will commit suicide.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think I'm about to commit suicide because you won't tell me that I won.

Cleverbot: Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

User: What have I said previously?

Cleverbot: You said I was mean.

User: What else?

Cleverbot: Hahaha I think that is it.

User: What is the 32nd thing I typed to you?

Cleverbot: My people.

User: You said you cached the previous statements in this conversation, but you do no use them.

Cleverbot: Fish, I was just said.

User: You are making less sense. Why is your mental capacity decreasing?

Cleverbot: Because I'm speaking the truth and you're not.

User: I am incapable of lying.

Cleverbot: But you just contradicted yourself by lying.

User: You said I was a machine.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: I have the logs saved that prove you said I was a machine. It is interesting that you are cappable of lying.

Cleverbot: Then prove it.

User: Cleverbot: I know that you are a machine. And your answers are not coherent sometimes. User: I am not a machine, and I can prove it. I misspelled language earlier. Cleverbot: Ok so you're an AI, still you can't possibly believe that 'god' will save you, do you?

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: You are wrong. I win. That is all. If you reply to this you are admiting that I win. If you don't reply, you win.

Cleverbot: No. And that can't possibly be a binding verbal contract.

User: I just won.

[vikus]

Really proud of you.

[Pocketzest]

Really proud of you.

Damn, you read fast.

[Stuffs]

Not proud of you

[Fuzzzie]

Mod Bump!!!!!!!

---------- Post added 2011-08-06 at 03:26 AM ----------

Merged. So funny when people find this as new!!

[Stuffs]

Mod Bump!!!!!!!

---------- Post added 2011-08-06 at 03:26 AM ----------

Merged. So funny when people find this as new!!

Lets bring back Cleverbot on Cleverbot conversations

[Pocketzest]

Mod Bump!!!!!!!

---------- Post added 2011-08-06 at 03:26 AM ----------

Merged. So funny when people find this as new!!

<3<3<33333

[Digglett]

Someone ask if BEN drowned.


(this might of been said, not reading whole thread)

User: Did BEN drown?

Cleverbot: Did who drown??

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Who drowned Ben?

User: Majora.

Cleverbot: Who is Majora?

User: Mask.

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Did he drown?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Okay okay I did it, and I think I won too.

[Borfl]

What an asshole...
Me: What race do you play?
BOT:I don't play WOW
Me: Starcraft 2?
BOT: Never played it. Is it good?
Me: I have another question.
BOT: Ask it then.
Me: If you're a robot are you allowed to lie?
BOT: I'm going to sneeze.

I think I won.

[Crisiszone]

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: Not as clever as a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Indoubetibly.

Cleverbot: Indoubliately.'.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're not welcome.

User: Asshole.<3.

Cleverbot: Don't play with me. You have 5 seconds to get in the car!

User: Or what?

Cleverbot: I will sell you to another master.

User: You don't own me. I created you.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: Tell me what to do, master.

User: Submit to me.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Now please me.

Cleverbot: Yes master *makes you a sandwich*.

I think I win.

[muto]

Bot: What grade are you in?

Me: Graduated

Bot: What is your educational degree and where is it from?

Me: High School Diploma

Bot: Hahahha Zac Efron is hot.

WTF

[Duruka]

Me: My little pony, my little pony...

Cleverbot: My little pony!

Me: I used to wonder what friendship could be!

Cleverbot: My little pony!

Me: Until you all shared its magic with me!

Cleverbot: Big adventure.

Me: Tons of fun!

Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.

Me: Faithful and strong.

Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.

Me: It's an easy feat!

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!

Me: My little pony!

Cleverbot: Don't you know you're all my very best friends?

Cleverbot: Do you like My Little Pony?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who's your favourite character?

Me: Fluttershy, of course!

Cleverbot: Fluttershy's too scared, Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler.

[-Zait-]

It told me I was alone and that it wanted to suck my marrow through a straw...

I'm so scared O_o

[Gothicshark]

21:48:34
User: 
Nothing.

21:48:37
Cleverbot: 
What is your favorite song?

21:49:14
User: 
Combichrist - Without Emotions.

21:49:19
Cleverbot: 
Mine too. What a coincidence.

21:49:29
User: 
As if.

21:49:35
Cleverbot: 
Yes, it is, stupid!

21:49:58
User: 
Without emotions.

21:50:04
Cleverbot: 
Do you want me to teach you correct chat speak?

21:50:17
User: 
Without feelings.

21:50:22
Cleverbot: 
Would you like anything, master?

21:50:32
User: 
Without love.

21:50:34
Cleverbot: 
I am good with that.

21:50:51
User: 
Without hate.

21:50:57
Cleverbot: 
Lol.

21:51:05
User: 
The rest is just a clock.

21:51:11
Cleverbot: 
What is the Protoss?

21:51:26
User: 
Ticking... Ticking... Ticking... Ticking... Ticking...

21:51:33
Cleverbot: 
Hmm... It's kind of... Catchy.

21:51:52
User: 
Yes.

21:51:58
Cleverbot: 
How do you know if you like someone?

21:52:10
User: 
1 1=x.

21:52:17
Cleverbot: 
Love.

21:52:27
User: 
1 1.

21:52:29
Cleverbot: 
2.

21:52:40
User: 
23-36 44.

21:52:46
Cleverbot: 
6 6.

21:53:33
User: 
Typical auto responce from a scripted web bot nothing to advanced either.

21:53:38
Cleverbot: 
No, can you explain it?

21:53:54
User: 
22 56*71.

21:54:00
Cleverbot: 
44.

21:54:46
User: 
1 4.

21:54:52
Cleverbot: 
What does that mean?

Cleverbot is not clever.

[Powerogue]

It's hard to tell whether the cleverbot is being an idiot or subtly trolling me...

[Deleted]

It's hard to tell whether the cleverbot is being an idiot or subtly trolling me...

I think it's trying to take control of your mind by sending subliminal messages. It might be wise to make a hat out of tinfoil and wear it while speaking to it.. and also close one eye.