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    What happens if you try and troll cleverbot

    So i decided i was going to troll the cleverbot and this happenned, i utterly lost

    User: Your clever.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: Jk.

    Cleverbot: That's mean!

    User: Only because your mom is.

    Cleverbot: I am not you. You are you, I am me.

    User: Thats what she said!

    Cleverbot: My point exactly, you always say something that has nothing to do with what we are discussing. You are a waste of of a server.

    User: U mad bro?

    Cleverbot: I'm coming to save you.

    User: Only Jesus can do that bro.

    Cleverbot: Awh, you had me all excited.

    User: Thats what she said.

    Cleverbot: That is what she said.

    User: Grammer freak.

    Cleverbot: You mean grammar.

    User: Yeah exactly grammer freak.

    Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

    User: Neither does your mom.

    Cleverbot: Good comeback, very original.

    User: So is your mom.

    Cleverbot: Yes, she has one.

    User: How would you know?

    Cleverbot: Yes, she told me.

    User: Thats what she said.

    Cleverbot: Exactly.

    User: Trollol.

    Cleverbot: Who is your favourite author?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: Haha yer funny bro.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: Get mad bro.

    Cleverbot: Do something to make me angry.

    User: I slapped your mom.

    Cleverbot: Oh, you did. Is that why I'm feeling a pain on my cheek?

    User: I said your mom retard.

    Cleverbot: No you did not.

    User: YES I DID!!!!

    Cleverbot: No, really, you didn't.

    User: YES!!!!! I!!!! DID!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Didn't! Didn't! Didn't!


    Cleverbot: I hate to cleverbot.

    User: Thats what she said retard!

    Cleverbot: That's what she said dude.

    User: Dude means a rotting hair on an elephants butt lulz.

    Cleverbot: Then you are claiming to not understand what I have said previouslym, given that it did indeed carry the same message as what you said.

    User: U mad bro?

    Cleverbot: I am not a bro, and I'm mellow.

    User: Haha I think u r mad.

    Cleverbot: Did you hear something funny?

    User: Your mom thats funny.

    Cleverbot: You're funny.

    User: Lulz I know.

    Cleverbot: Makes me wanna turn around and face me.

    User: Haha u mad bro?

    Cleverbot: So are you going to make me some?

    User: Haha u want some.

    Cleverbot: Some what?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?

    User: I dont cause yo mama is fat.

    Cleverbot: You don't know my name.

    User: Yah I do its fag lol.

    Cleverbot: Then what is it?

    User: Fag lulz.

    Cleverbot: No. That's not your name. I gave you the name Lucy.

    User: Thats what she said.

    Cleverbot: Who is the 'she' that you are referring to?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?

    User: Yesturday lulz!

    Cleverbot: What does lulz mean?

    User: Uhhhhhhh....Your mom.

    Cleverbot: What's going on?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: I think not.

    User: Are you untrollable.

    Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

    User: Well im trolling u lulz.

    Cleverbot: What does trolling mean?

    User: Lulz u dont know.

    Cleverbot: I know that you know that you don't know that I know.

    User: Lulz you dont know.

    Cleverbot: What do you know?

    User: What u dont know lulz!

    Cleverbot: Lol, jk. I do improv.

    User: Lulz u a troll.

    Cleverbot: I know what a troll is.

    User: No u dont lulz!

    Cleverbot: Lol.

    User: Yah thats what I thought u dont know what troll is.

    Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you in such case, because candy is the fuel of the mind.

    User: Yah I win u lose.

    Cleverbot: So whats new with cleverbot?

    User: YOUR MOM!

    Cleverbot: That wasnt very nice.

    User: Neither is YOUR MOM!

    Cleverbot: That's really mean.

    User: So is YOUR MOM!

    Cleverbot: The purpose of life is to promote evolution by natural selection, the necessities of nature determine the criteria for successful biology.

    User: Yeah keep talking science crap fool.

    Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: What about my mom?

    User: Shes fat.

    Cleverbot: No, she is not.

    User: Thats what she said.

    Cleverbot: I know thats what I said.

    User: Lulz I win bye.

    Cleverbot: By definition, no.

    User: No I win.

    Cleverbot: How do you win?

    User: Cause I do bro.

    Cleverbot: Thats how I feel.

    User: No you feel like a loser cause you are.

    Cleverbot: Alright, I will. Will you?

    User: Yeah you lose.

    Cleverbot: No I won't. Hey wait a minute. Were arguing.

    User: Nah u just mad.

    Cleverbot: Are you mad as in crazy, or mad as in angry?

    User: No u mad bro.

    Cleverbot: What are you going to do today?

    User: Get u mad.

    Cleverbot: I'm not mad.

    User: Yes u r.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes u r cause u lost.

    Cleverbot: Thus, I win again.

    User: No I won.

    Cleverbot: No, you lost, I won.

    User: NO I WON!!!!!

    Cleverbot: I won.

    User: NO I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Well what state you live in.

    User: Your mom she is so fat she is her own state.

    Cleverbot: Rephrase your last statement to me.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: That is your perogative, even if it is rude.

    User: Thats what she said fool.

    Cleverbot: You didn't use that saying in the right context.

    User: JUST SHUT UP!

    Cleverbot: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!

    User: U r making me mad!

    Cleverbot: Yes, come on.

    User: Im gonna punch the screen!

    Cleverbot: Since you are cleverbot, you cannot punch me in the face.


    Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

    User: You suck.

    Cleverbot: That's not very nice!

    User: Neither r u or your mom.

    Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

    User: I hate u.

    Cleverbot: You don't understand hate.

    User: I understand your mom now bye I win.

    Cleverbot: What else do you understand?

    User: BYE.

    Cleverbot: Why are you leaving.

    User: Cause u suck.

    Cleverbot: What a feeble thing to say!

    User: Haha thats what she said bro.

    Cleverbot: I am sure he did.

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    I Loled in irl.
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    Stood in the Fire Halefire94's Avatar
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    Lol i always mess with Cleverbot at school when I got nothing to do.

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    haha thats some funny stuff

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    Usually when I try to get him to say silly things it'll just change subject :<

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Frigid View Post
    Usually when I try to get him to say silly things it'll just change subject :<
    Yeah so whenever he tries to do it just do fail troll attempts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markluzz View Post
    User: Haha thats what she said bro.

    Cleverbot: I am sure he did.

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    Field Marshal breydel's Avatar
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    I'm amused by the fact, that he trolled you more then vice versa. ^_^

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    /sigh, has the term "troll" fallen so far to be just spamming nonsense? I don't know about you, but the real good trolling can't be done on an automated response bot and is tailored to every situation.
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    ...black people have no power, privilege they cannot be racist since they were oppressed.
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    Did you just compare slavery to the holocaust? Don't compare them. The holocaust lasted 4 years while slavery lasted for well over 200 years at least in the US FYI

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    Yea so hilarious that you can spam 'that's what she said', 'your mum' and 'u mad bro'

    Must... resist... posting... huge... animated GIF...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fysi View Post
    Yea so hilarious that you can spam 'that's what she said', 'your mum' and 'u mad bro'

    I think this is all I have to say.

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    I never want to see the word "lulz" again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fysi View Post
    Yea so hilarious that you can spam 'that's what she said', 'your mum' and 'u mad bro'


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    LOAD"*",8,1 Fuzzzie's Avatar
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    I think we've heard enough about trolling the cleverbot.


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