Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Cptmyname]

Granted, but your body can't handle it and you die

I wish I lived forever without any negative side effects from anything

Granted, but in order to live forever, you have to be indestructible, but in order to be indestructible you are stuck in position and can never move or do anything.

I wish I we're a meerkat.

[BloodyLegionnaire]

Granted, but in order to live forever, you have to be indestructible, but in order to be indestructible you are stuck in position and can never move or do anything.

I wish I we're a meerkat.

Granted, but you grow depressed from separation from other meerkats.

I wish Tira from Soul Calibur were real and she was my girlfriend

[willjones410]

Granted, but you grow depressed from separation from other meerkats.

I wish Tira from Soul Calibur were real and she was my girlfriend

Granted, but her vagina is poisonous and gets acidic when she gets aroused.

I wish for chocolate cake with raspberry filling.

[Katria]

Granted, but your alergic to raspberry.

I wish I was never out of energy

[The Madgod]

Granted, but your alergic to raspberry.

I wish I was never out of energy

granted, but you suffer a massive heart attack from a caffiene overdose and subsequently die.

I wish I had something that would be able to tell my friend he's an elitist.

[Cadwe]

granted, but you suffer a massive heart attack from a caffiene overdose and subsequently die.

I wish I had something that would be able to tell my friend he's an elitist.

granted and his name is dick channey * or is it chany, channy, chainy? idk ? xP*
i wish i won't get baned for that

[The Madgod]

granted and his name is dick channey * or is it chany, channy, chainy? idk ? xP*
i wish i won't get baned for that

Granted, but you will receive a thorough tongue lashing on the proper spelling of Dick Cheney's name... And... all done.

I wish that I could spawn creepers that only attacked people I didn't like in Minecraft.

[Verdris]

Granted, but you will receive a thorough tongue lashing on the proper spelling of Dick Cheney's name... And... all done.

I wish that I could spawn creepers that only attacked people I didn't like in Minecraft.

Granted, but now all your blocks are TNT and the creepers spawn on fire.

I wish it were summer.

[willjones410]

Granted, but now all your blocks are TNT and the creepers spawn on fire.

I wish it were summer.

Granted, but you find out that you have to spend your summer in Antarctica.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Twilightdawn]

Granted, but you got fired and no one loves you anymore because you can't support your pet rock.

I wish i had Glados as a pet .

[Verdris]

Granted, but you got fired and no one loves you anymore because you can't support your pet rock.

I wish i had Glados as a pet .

Granted, but she puts you into the test chambers without heelsprings.

I wish I weren't so goddamn sleepy.

[Deleted]

Granted, but she puts you into the test chambers without heelsprings.

I wish I weren't so goddamn sleepy.

Granted, you are now even more sleepy and you can't fall asleep ever again.

I wish I could get into a PuG that could actually kill Yoggy 25+1 so I can get my Proto-Drake.

[Raigen]

Granted, you are now even more sleepy and you can't fall asleep ever again.

I wish I could get into a PuG that could actually kill Yoggy 25+1 so I can get my Proto-Drake.

Granted, but as soon as you get the kill, the protodrake would get mailed to a char called "Giefprotoplx".

I wish I could read my cat's mind.

[rachie]

I wish I could read my cat's mind.

Granted, but your cat thinks of your mother all day long, naked... in various sexual positions.

I wish I could dance.

[willjones410]

Granted, but your cat thinks of your mother all day long, naked... in various sexual positions.

I wish I could dance.

Granted, but you contract a disease which causes the bones in your legs and feet to become too fragile to walk around for more than a few minutes.

I wish the asshole accross the street would stop playing his music so goddamn loud.

[Verdris]

Granted, but you contract a disease which causes the bones in your legs and feet to become too fragile to walk around for more than a few minutes.

I wish the asshole accross the street would stop playing his music so goddamn loud.

Granted, but he marries your sister or closest female relative.

I wish my dog would stop shedding.

[Surinin]

I wish my dog would stop shedding.

Granted but he stops because he's dead.
I wish my house had wood siding.

[OmnitronDefenseSystem]

Granted, but now you have cancer.
I wish the next person wouldn't corrupt this wish.

Granted, but because of the paradox of this game and this wish, you explode, rather than your wish being corrupted.
I wish I had courage. And I don't want to go to Oz for it.

[Heilige]

Granted, but because of the paradox of this game and this wish, you explode, rather than your wish being corrupted.
I wish I had courage. And I don't want to go to Oz for it.

Granted, you're now in prison surrounded by serial killers and rapists.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow (Saturday).

[willjones410]

EDIT: Curse You Heilige!

Granted. But for unexplained reasons beyond Blizzard's control, all WoW servers will be have to be brought off line for the next 36 hours.

I wish I was a little bit thinner.