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    Granted but you're forced to eat it all in one sitting and then you get diabetes

    I wish I wasn't a diabetic XD

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by farscape View Post
    granted, but then you become hypoglycemic

    I wish every individual and country on Earth could set aside their squabbles and form a lasting peace
    granted, but now all violent movies, tv shows and video games are banned.

    i wish warrior tiers werent so damn ugly.

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    Granted, but now wow crashes from the amount of awesomeness

    I wish I had a better guitar

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

  4. #2324
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    I wish I had a better guitar
    Granted, but now you are deaf.

    I wish it was Tuesday.

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    Granted but now everyday is Tuesday

    I wish the next person will grant me a wish

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but the wish involves pointy objects, you and death.

    I wish i had teeth, a real leg (not this wooden pirate one), and some hair.
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    Granted, but you can only change the appearance to Northrend greens.

    I wish that NR greens didn't look so awful...

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    Granted, but now everything else looks like crap

    I wish that my dog would stop chasing my cats

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted but now your cats chase you.

    I wish I would not sunburn.

  10. #2330
    Quote Originally Posted by worprz View Post
    Granted but now your cats chase you.

    I wish I would not sunburn.
    Granted, now you no longer have any skin to burn.

    I wish for a pleasant surprise.

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    Granted but you get a few STD's from it

    I want Skyrim to be out now -.-



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    Granted but it's unplayable due to massive amounts of bugs

    I wish my Super Smash Bros. Melee disc wasn't cracked

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    Granted but it's unplayable due to massive amounts of bugs

    I wish my Super Smash Bros. Melee disc wasn't cracked
    granted, but a huge asteorid crashes into your house.

    I wish i was a Dj.
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    Granted, but you are deaf.


    I wish I had infinite cupcakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snakez View Post
    Granted, but you are deaf.


    I wish I had infinite cupcakes
    Granted, but they all appear inside your stomach at once. That single point of infinite mass creates a black hole that sucks you in and ravages the known Universe.

    I wish it was easier to come up with wishes.
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    Granted, but now they pop into your mind unwillingly every second and theres no way to stop them.

    I wish I had a better computer

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

  17. #2337
    Quote Originally Posted by farscape View Post
    Granted, but you get sucked into it like Tron and then you get owned by the centipede bike

    I wish that the new Harold and Kumar movie will be awesome
    Granted, but you have to sit next to Brenda from Scary Movie.

    I wish had an apple pie.
    New and shiny compppppp!

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    Granted, but the govt monitors your usage

    I wish it wasn't so hot here in Texas, but still warm enough to live comfortably

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    Granted, but the govt monitors your usage

    I wish it wasn't so hot here in Texas, but still warm enough to live comfortably
    Granted, but it still wont rain.
    I wish I had an energy drink.
    BeeeeeeeoooooOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOO-FFFSSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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    Granted, but you can't get it open

    I wish I had some bubble gum

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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