(btw sour apple gum is one of my favorites :P)
Granted but it doesn't work
I wish 2+2 did not equal 4
granted but now the universe doesn't exist
I wish more candies
Granted, but it's COUGHDROPS
I wish for more wishes
Haters gun be hatin'
Granted, but, huhmm... you are allergic to it.
I wish I knew everything about neurology
granted - but then it wouldnt stop
i wish i had more time on my hands for playing guitar