Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Loaf]

Granted, it becomes an undead thread that has a mind of its own that gives anyone who posts in it a super virus that disintegrates their computer.

I wish for a panda

[Nightfury Treann]

granted but Y U NO let him enter?


i wish for being moderator

[Deleted]

Haha, you are morons

OT: Granted, but it's extremely aggressive and eats ... something ... you hold dear. Yes. Naaay! Treann came first!

So... Granted, but you'll be swarmed with moderator stuff and will have no life besides that. (and poor little panda, red panda that is)

I wish to go back 2 hours in time.

[Adam Jensen]

Haha, you are morons

OT: Granted, but it's extremely aggressive and eats ... something ... you hold dear. Yes. Naaay! Treann came first!

So... Granted, but you'll be swarmed with moderator stuff and will have no life besides that. (and poor little panda, red panda that is)

I wish to go back 2 hours in time.

Granted, but now you have no hands.

[flyat]

I wish for Lazer Eyes!

[Bloodletter]

I wish for Lazer Eyes!

Granted, but they burn your eyes out violently.

I wish I had a minigun for a penis.

[Loaf]

Granted, but the next time you make love with your right hand, you destroy your computer

I wish for a Linkarizu.

[Skelington]

Its the best version though.

Skelington wishes to have an army of undead that shall never disobey his commands.

[Loaf]

Granted, but then Tirion Fordring forgets his bubble for 15 min while you try to kill 25 punks that are trying to kill you and then he remembers it uses it and kills you :\

I wish for tapioca pudding.

[Deleted]

Granted, but someone else ate it before you were able to get it. Sorry brah.

I wish for a new motherboard!

[ReaverGX]

Granted, you receive a new motherboard however the instant you install it it explodes. Because I think your day would be better with some fire.

I wish WoW would innovate or at least break the cycle and make me want to play again.

[An-Tuirseach]

Granted, but the only people you'll ever play with in the game will be morons and asshats that expect everything to just get handed to them... wait..

I wish for a glass of soda.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it's warm and vapid... Enjoy your drink!

I wish for world domination!

[Skelington]

Granted. Thou art ruler of Uranus!

Skelington wishes for the images of Deviantart to show!

[Loaf]

granted, but then mmo-champion no longer works :P

I wish for warm, delicious, non-eaten, pizza that was sitting right in front of me with no one or nothing around to devour it or mess it up before I can eat a slice or two.

[ReaverGX]

Granted, however an employee coughed on it and he had HIV.

I wish I could understand what my cat was saying/thinking.

[shadowlich]

Granted, however an employee coughed on it and he had HIV.

I wish I could understand what my cat was saying/thinking.

Granted, but you may now only speak and understand cat, also your cat is a bitch.
I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish.

[Skelington]

Granted. This wish will cause you to receive painful mutilations from no outside source after your mind shatters from mass paranoia and hallucinations in a time frame lasting less than 10 seconds.

Skelington wishes to read minds.

[Loaf]

Yo dawg, we heard you like corrupted wishes so we put a corrupted wish in your wish so your wish sucks because bad shit happens

DAMMIT SKEL, granted but you can hear people's thoughts over the internet too causing a sounds of babbling voices so great that it drives you insane and you go apeshit and destroy part of azeroth and then 25 punks kill you and one gets to ride you as their personal bitch--I mean mount.

I wish for a pet goron.

[Deleted]

Yo dawg, we heard you like corrupted wishes so we put a corrupted wish in your wish so your wish sucks because bad shit happens

DAMMIT SKEL, granted but you can hear people's thoughts over the internet too causing a sounds of babbling voices so great that it drives you insane and you go apeshit and destroy part of azeroth and then 25 punks kill you and one gets to ride you as their personal bitch--I mean mount.

I wish for a pet goron.

Granted, Darunia is now your pet! He's like a grateful old dog! (But as we all know, Darunia likes to hit people when he's grateful)

I wish for Communism!