Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Deleted]

Granted, but it's not your ordinary beef. It has been spiked with hallucinogens and you go crazy thinking that all of the food you ate that day was trying to eat you!


I wish I had a cold beer.

Granted but because ur in Germany and Im in Holland, it will be warm when you get it.

I wish for UNLIMITED POWA.. I mean unlimited game time.

[Aethilus]

Granted but because ur in Germany and Im in Holland, it will be warm when you get it.

I wish for UNLIMITED POWA.. I mean unlimited game time.

Granted, but the game time is for Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

I wish I had healthy, non-poisoned, extremely well prepared & good-tasting french cuisine.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the game time is for Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

I wish I had healthy, non-poisoned, extremely well prepared & good-tasting french cuisine.

Granted but before you can eat it someone vomits on it

I wish i would be Batman

[Loaf]

granted, you become a half-bat half-man monstrosity that everyone fears and eventually you are killed by your government's military force.

I wish for apple pie

[epicasta]

granted, you become a half-bat half-man monstrosity that everyone fears and eventually you are killed by your government's military force.

I wish for apple pie

granted, unfortunately its located in penn state

I wish my post counts was higher

[ahnjen]

granted, unfortunately its located in penn state

I wish my post counts was higher

Granted. However Boubouille senses trickery and forever bans you and your IP address from MMO-Champion. You are doomed to forever roam the pages of reddit.

I wish for a sparkly pony that will always poop out bacon cheeseburgers that taste delicious and juicy and are not evil and/or disgusting at all.

[Blood Crusade]

Granted. However Boubouille senses trickery and forever bans you and your IP address from MMO-Champion. You are doomed to forever roam the pages of reddit.

I wish for a sparkly pony that will always poop out bacon cheeseburgers that taste delicious and juicy and are not evil and/or disgusting at all.

Granted, however, if you don't eat every single one of those cheeseburgers within 5 minutes of it being pooped out your pony gets offended that you are no longer eating its poop and starts pooping out actual poop instead. The only way to get it back to cheeseburgers is to eat the poop.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.

[Electroso]

Granted. You become the very best, and next second you are the worst there ever was.

I wish for a better life.

[ishootblanks]

Granted. You become the very best, and next second you are the worst there ever was.

I wish for a better life.

Granted.. you are now Chaz Bono

I wish I could find: Tugboat - She's a Doll somewhere it can be downloaded legally

[epicasta]

Granted.. you are now Chaz Bono

I wish I could find: Tugboat - She's a Doll somewhere it can be downloaded legally

granted, but it is a corrupted file

I wish for an endless supply of belgium chocolate without getting fat

[Blood Crusade]

granted, but it is a corrupted file

I wish for an endless supply of belgium chocolate without getting fat

Granted, but in order to not get fat, you have to go to the gym! *gasp*

I wish for more money.

[Aethilus]

Granted, you have one more dollar.

I wish for a new president to make fun of for doing stupid things.

[Deleted]

Granted! But his upside down, handstand, unicycle riding while eating a live guinea pig routine accidentally sets fire to washington
I wish for an idea for a wish

[Deleted]

Granted! But his upside down, handstand, unicycle riding while eating a live guinea pig routine accidentally sets fire to washington
I wish for an idea for a wish

Granted. Your wish was to skydive, and your parachute failed.

I wish I was a Pony

[Rigimi44]

Granted. Your wish was to skydive, and your parachute failed.

I wish I was a Pony

Granted, but you are a mindless, every day pony and you have no sense of existence.

I wish I had a perfect pizza that has a force field around it which prevents it from being spoiled, vomited on, poisoned, and so on but I can still eat every single bit of it

[Aethilus]

Granted, but your mouth vanishes in the same way Neo's does in the original Matrix. It does smell good though

I wish I had the entire itunes music store inventory in my library legally.

[Blood Crusade]

Granted, but your mouth vanishes in the same way Neo's does in the original Matrix. It does smell good though

I wish I had the entire itunes music store inventory in my library legally.

Granted, not much to corrupt here, you have a bunch of crap in your music store inventory that you have to sort through to get to the stuff you want to listen too.

I wish I had pre-ordered SW:ToR earlier so I could have gotten more pre-launch time.

[ishootblanks]

Granted, not much to corrupt here, you have a bunch of crap in your music store inventory that you have to sort through to get to the stuff you want to listen too.

I wish I had pre-ordered SW:ToR earlier so I could have gotten more pre-launch time.

Granted.. but you no longer have internet access

I wish I were a fish

[Loaf]

granted, but you got caught and aew about to be fileted :\

I wish I had BF3

[Zonned]

granted, but you got caught and aew about to be fileted :\

I wish I had BF3

Granted but you get an install error when you load it on your pc.


I wish for a tooth ache.