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    Quote Originally Posted by Zonned View Post
    Granted but you get an install error when you load it on your pc.


    I wish for a tooth ache.
    Granted, but the pain stops after 2 seconds.

    I wish it was Christmas Eve

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    I wish for a nice world..... FOOLED!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aethilus View Post
    I wish I had the entire itunes music store inventory in my library legally.
    Granted. Listening all day long your favorite band at max volume make you deaf, sadly ... enjoy your music now )
    I wish for a book to read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eorayn View Post
    Granted, but the pain stops after 2 seconds.

    I wish it was Christmas Eve
    granted, but you're in a coma

    Quote Originally Posted by bysorynyos View Post
    Granted. Listening all day long your favorite band at max volume make you deaf, sadly ... enjoy your music now )
    I wish for a book to read.
    granted, but it's a book meant for 4 year olds that are trying to learn to read.

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    I wish for a new computer.

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    granted, but by new you meant one you don't currently have so you got one from the early 90s ^.^

    and sorry for forgetting to wish, but I wish for a cup of koolaid

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, but suddenly, everything you eat or drink tastes like pure salt. So, you can't swallow it, but if you try real hard and swallow, it'll come back instantly.
    I wish for snow.

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    Granted but it's yellow snow

    I Wish for cookies

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    granted but they're yellow cookies O.o

    I wish for a Gibson SG guitar

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted but it's a yellow Gibson SG guitar.
    I wish for cup of coffee.

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    granted, but it's yellow coffee XD

    I wish for interwebz

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, but scientists develop a machine for one time travel in the past, and as they go to the past, they land on the guys that invented a computer thus changing our present making us do all of the calculations using abacus.
    I wish for Samsung Galaxy S2.

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    Granted, but the police come into your house to get it back because it actually belongs to me.

    I wish for an infinite supply of pancakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aneuth View Post
    Granted, but the police come into your house to get it back because it actually belongs to me.

    I wish for an infinite supply of pancakes.
    Granted, but you run out of syrup and butter, so therefore, you cannot eat pancakes with anything. *sadface*

    I wish to know why does the narwhal bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathwing the Destroyer View Post
    Granted, but you run out of syrup and butter, so therefore, you cannot eat pancakes with anything. *sadface*

    I wish to know why does the narwhal bacon.
    Granted, to find out you must first sit through a celine dion concert front row seat w/o ear plugs

    I wish for a charizard pet

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    Quote Originally Posted by epicasta View Post
    Granted, to find out you must first sit through a celine dion concert front row seat w/o ear plugs

    I wish for a charizard pet
    Granted but you can't control it because you don't have any Gym Badges, it burns down your house and kills your family and now you have to live on the street

    I wish for a magical Liopleurodon

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    granted, but it's on Saturn

    I wish for a ukelele

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted


    i wish for a portal gun
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    granted, but this is you in the video:


    I wish for a panda

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted but it just can't live outside of China, so it kills itself.

    I wish Worgenite was a cat :P



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