Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[oneeyedirishman]

Granted.... but for the genies magic to work he must use a blood sacrifice that comes from your own bloodline.

I wish for uncorrupted wishes.

Granted, but that was your last wish.

I still wish for that snickers bar.

[Amnasty]

Granted, but that was your last wish.

I still wish for that snickers bar.

Granted. Moments after eating the snickers. You see an important news flash about the recall of all snickers produced because they peanust have a strain of flesh eating bacteria coated on them.

I wish for Guild wars 2 to be out.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted. Moments after eating the snickers. You see an important news flash about the recall of all snickers produced because they peanust have a strain of flesh eating bacteria coated on them.

I wish for Guild wars 2 to be out.

Granted, but something goes wrong and they end up releasing the F&F alpha version, and have no ability to update it.

I wish for an endless supply of crackers.

[Lessadria]

I wish for an endless supply of crackers.

Granted, but the crackers are all crushed and are just crumbs.

I wish for a new office chair

[Deleted]

I wish for a new office chair

Granted. Here you go



I wish for a bottle of Jack Daniels

[Big Mayham]

Granted, but it's just a bottle filled with the ashes of the late Jack Daniels.
I wish for the most diabolical thing imaginable.

[Ricen]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish to start, play, and be apart of the NCAA Div 3 Lacrosse Championship in 4 years when im a senior. (Oh and we win)

[Adam Jensen]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish to start, play, and be apart of the NCAA Div 3 Lacrosse Championship in 4 years when im a senior. (Oh and we win)

Granted. Coach doesn't put you in any games though. You sit on the bench and serve drinks to the 'real' players.

I wish I was a talented composer like Hans Zimmer.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted. Coach doesn't put you in any games though. You sit on the bench and serve drinks to the 'real' players.

I wish I was a talented composer like Hans Zimmer.

Granted, but the world explodes from the epicness.

I wish I had some venison jerky right now.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but the world explodes from the epicness.

I wish I had some venison jerky right now.

Granted, but it's so hard your teeth literally break.

I wish The Dark Knight Rises was out now.

[Bowserkills7]

Granted, but you only get to see the first 20 minutes then force you to re watch the Green Lantern movie.

I wish for a boyfriend.

[Essenji]

Granted, but he will be a mean guy who abuses you.

I wish for a happy life.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you cannot enjoy anything.

I wish for 5 days of weekend and 2 days of work.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you get fired for not filling enough hours.

I wish for this itch to go away.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but you get fired for not filling enough hours.

I wish for this itch to go away.

Granted. You now have meningitis instead.

I wish my student debts were 100% forgiven.

[Karthorn]

Granted. You now have meningitis instead.

I wish my student debts were 100% forgiven.

Granted, but the only way to make your student depts go away is to take an equal amount of your blood away.

I wish for a device that would let me travel to any universe I want and to be able to be anything I wanted.

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but the only way to make your student depts go away is to take an equal amount of your blood away.

I wish for a device that would let me travel to any universe I want and to be able to be anything I wanted.

Granted, but it malfunctions after one trip and you are stuck as a slug on a world make of salt.

I wish for a good turkey sandwich with mustard and cheese on rye bread.

[Karthorn]

Granted, but it malfunctions after one trip and you are stuck as a slug on a world make of salt.

I wish for a good turkey sandwich with mustard and cheese on rye bread.

Granted, but the Turkey is contaminated with a virus that turns you into a Turkey.

I wish for Toon Disney to be available again because cartoons nowadays are shit.

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but the Turkey is contaminated with a virus that turns you into a Turkey.

I wish for Toon Disney to be available again because cartoons nowadays are shit.

Granted, but it gets taken off the air after a week due to copy right claims from Warner Bros.
I wish for a pet turtle named Spike.

[Karthorn]

Granted, but it gets taken off the air after a week due to copy right claims from Warner Bros.
I wish for a pet turtle named Spike.

(Warner Bros? Why Warner Bros?)

Granted but it is covered in poisonous spikes and if you touch it the poison will seep into your blood and turn your blood into acid.
I wish for a new computer to replace my shitty computer from 2006.