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    I wish I had a puppy
    Granted! However, it turns out the puppy has rabies and bites your face off.

    I wish I could go back- and forward in time.

  2. #382
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sofakiller View Post
    I wish I could go back- and forward in time.
    Granted, sucker. You can travel up to 1 second into the past or future. 24 hour cooldown.

    I wish I could achieve the necessary health effects of a full night's sleep in 10 minutes instead of 8 hours.

  3. #383
    Quote Originally Posted by Lovestar View Post
    Granted, sucker. You can travel up to 1 second into the past or future. 24 hour cooldown.

    I wish I could achieve the necessary health effects of a full night's sleep in 10 minutes instead of 8 hours.
    Granted, however the 10 minutes are full of horrible horrible nightmares.

    I wish for alliance to loose in BG always.

  4. #384
    Quote Originally Posted by Hdk View Post
    Granted, however the 10 minutes are full of horrible horrible nightmares.

    I wish for alliance to loose in BG always.
    Granted, however since the alliance always loses, the horde lost interest in farming them in every battleground, causing them all to quit the game, making the alliance the true winners.

    I wish for a Red Ryder BB Gun.

  5. #385
    Quote Originally Posted by Neviena View Post
    Granted, however since the alliance always loses, the horde lost interest in farming them in every battleground, causing them all to quit the game, making the alliance the true winners.

    I wish for a Red Ryder BB Gun.
    granted but you shoot out both your eyes and are blind.

    I wish the crew at work wasn't so lazy

  6. #386
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    Quote Originally Posted by koranes View Post
    granted but you shoot out both your eyes and are blind.

    I wish the crew at work wasn't so lazy
    Granted, but you get fired.

    I wish Priests would get a buff!

  7. #387
    Granted, but it increases mana use by .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

    I wish for Mages to be super OP!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mortis Darkskull View Post
    1st south park garots... now happy garots... next one must be overdramatic seinen manga garots...
    Best of 5 years!

  8. #388
    granted but you get hit by every nerf under the sun and nerfs that dont even exist on your class.

    i wish for a horribly wrecked car.

  9. #389
    Granted, but turns out it had a bomb planted in the hood, and exploded.

    I wish for the ability to shoot lazers from my eyes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mortis Darkskull View Post
    1st south park garots... now happy garots... next one must be overdramatic seinen manga garots...
    Best of 5 years!

  10. #390
    Quote Originally Posted by Garots View Post
    Granted, but turns out it had a bomb planted in the hood, and exploded.

    I wish for the ability to shoot lazers from my eyes.
    Granted, but you look in the mirror and melt your own face.

    I wish that we all have apple hardware and software and microsoft is gone.

  11. #391
    Granted, but everyone would still hate it like now and apple would get bombed by terrorists

    I wish for great lulz

  12. #392
    Granted. You are banned moments later.

    I wish to be immune to all spells in PvP.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mortis Darkskull View Post
    1st south park garots... now happy garots... next one must be overdramatic seinen manga garots...
    Best of 5 years!

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    Granted, but Blizzard bans you for using hax.

    I wish for more dps.

  14. #394
    Quote Originally Posted by Lazaroz View Post
    Granted, but Blizzard bans you for using hax.

    I wish for more dps.
    Granted. More players come to wow, all creating hunters, making dps queues take longer.

    I wish Billy Mays would come back.

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    "Billy Mays here with your wish!" Oops hes a zombie. nomnomnom

    I wish for cheaper gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzzie View Post
    "Billy Mays here with your wish!" Oops hes a zombie. nomnomnom

    I wish for cheaper gas.
    Granted. We run out of gas.

    I wish for an uncorrupted government.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viin View Post
    I wish for an uncorrupted government.
    Granted. They are immediately conquered by a more powerful, ambitious, and suitably corrupt government.

    I wish for a big tasty plate of blueberry French toast for breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovestar View Post
    Granted. They are immediately conquered by a more powerful, ambitious, and suitably corrupt government.

    I wish for a big tasty plate of blueberry French toast for breakfast.
    Granted, but you dropped it.

    I wish for a waffle iron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neviena View Post
    Granted, but you dropped it.

    I wish for a waffle iron.
    Granted, but upon use, it spontaneously combusted.

    I wish I wasn't here right now.
    VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbyjawz View Post
    Granted, but upon use, it spontaneously combusted.

    I wish I wasn't here right now.
    Granted, but you are now in Pakistan.

    I wish Blizzard would return deathgrip to its 3.0 mechanics

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