Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[ghostkitteh]

If I read this right, you want to garnish a girl named trish with a fish..
Granted, you may have your fish, but if it comes in contact with air it'll implode and take the entire world with it.

I wish I would understand why teachers were so fascinated with understanding what an author means in their writings.

(I don't even remember what I meant. I just wanted to toss as many words with -ish in there as I could while maintaining some degree of sense, lol.)

Granted, you're now a teacher yourself, and are also fascinated with it.

I wish that the color of everything in the universe was just randomized.

[Deleted]

(I don't even remember what I meant. I just wanted to toss as many words with -ish in there as I could while maintaining some degree of sense, lol.)

Granted, you're now a teacher yourself, and are also fascinated with it.

I wish that the color of everything in the universe was just randomized.

granted, however RNG is a bitch and it all turned out an uniform pink.

I wish i had an endless supply of food on my room.

[ghostkitteh]

granted, however RNG is a bitch and it all turned out an uniform pink.

I wish i had an endless supply of food on my room.

Granted, your room is now completely full of food that you suddenly developed an allergy to, and just being near it can kill you. Have fun!

I wish the majority of horror movies weren't so awful and full of idiots.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, your room is now completely full of food that you suddenly developed an allergy to, and just being near it can kill you. Have fun!

I wish the majority of horror movies weren't so awful and full of idiots.

Granted. But now you're 100% blind and deaf.

I wish I could live on an hour of sleep per week.

[Daboogyman]

Granted. But now you're 100% blind and deaf.

I wish I could live on an hour of sleep per week.

Granted, but during all your time awake, you are physically exhausted and wish you were sleeping.
I wish epic theme music played whenever I walked into a room of people.

[Omertocracy]

I wish epic theme music played whenever I walked into a room of people.

Granted. Every time you walk into a room, an entire symphony plays. People murder you after having to listen to symphony music every second of every day.

I wish whoever corrupts my next wish doesn't end up doing exactly what I was actually after like the last two or three I put on here.

[Temp name]

Granted. Every time you walk into a room, an entire symphony plays. People murder you after having to listen to symphony music every second of every day.

I wish whoever corrupts my next wish doesn't end up doing exactly what I was actually after like the last two or three I put on here.

Granted, but your wish makes the world implode.

I wish I had a frostmourne replica.

[skitzin]

Granted, however it proceeds to swap your soul with a tub of yoghurt.

I wish ... *stands on soap box* ... for a free Tibet! *Steps down from soap box*

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but they then take over the world somehow.

I wish I lived on some planet that was an exact replica of this one, but without human beings, and instead, awesome aliens that I could communicate perfectly with that wouldn't enslave/murder/etc me.

[Temp name]

Granted, but they then take over the world somehow.

I wish I lived on some planet that was an exact replica of this one, but without human beings, and instead, awesome aliens that I could communicate perfectly with that wouldn't enslave/murder/etc me.

Granted but they run out of oxygen for you and you die.

I wish there was no such thing as boredom!

[apepi]

Granted but they run out of oxygen for you and you die.

I wish there was no such thing as boredom!

Granted but instead of being bored you are sad.

I wish for a dollar.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you have a dollar that is laced with Anthrax.

I wish I had the ability to convince anybody to do anything I wanted at any time.

[Omertocracy]

I wish I had the ability to convince anybody to do anything I wanted at any time.

Granted, but the first person and thing you convince is yourself to sit on the couch in your underwear eating a bag of Cheetos. You are so good at convincing, that is the last thing you ever do. You die sitting alone on your couch in your underwear holding an empty bag of Cheetos while a vaguely religious infomercial drones in the background.

I wish Mehman would help convince people to get a certain Closed SRP back to life.

[Temp name]

Granted, but the first person and thing you convince is yourself to sit on the couch in your underwear eating a bag of Cheetos. You are so good at convincing, that is the last thing you ever do. You die sitting alone on your couch in your underwear holding an empty bag of Cheetos while a vaguely religious infomercial drones in the background.

I wish Mehman would help convince people to get a certain Closed SRP back to life.

Granted, but when I start I find out I have more stuff to do and forget it again

I wish I had more cats!

[Deleted]

Granted, but when I start I find out I have more stuff to do and forget it again

I wish I had more cats!

Granted, but they try to eat your face off all the time.

I wish I had a more exciting job.

[Skippy88]

Congrats on becoming a stripper at a very seedy strip club filled with some very ugly people that do drugs, drink and often get into violent arguments.

I wish for some rain!!

[treepwood728]

Congrats on becoming a stripper at a very seedy strip club filled with some very ugly people that do drugs, drink and often get into violent arguments.

I wish for some rain!!

Granted, but it's acid rain.

I wish for a new computer!

[Temp name]

Granted, but it's acid rain.

I wish for a new computer!

Granted, you sold your current pc for this one that is even worse than your current one!

I wish my PC got repaired already

[Lyriok]

Granted but when taking it from your car to your room you drop it causing even more damage than before.

I wish I was a paperclip.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, somebody uses you to try to pick a lock and breaks you.

I wish I could walk on walls and ceilings.