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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooprbamp View Post
    Granted, but you are constantly harrassed by shut-in nerd fanboys who write fanfics about you.

    I wish I was a little bit taller.
    Granted, but everyone else is now twice as tall.

    I wish nothing changed at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    I wish nothing changed at all.
    Granted. You can no longer move, blink, eat, breathe. Time is frozen. But just for you.

    I wish I could think of a wish that didn't reveal how pathetic I really am.

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    granted, but you have a sign floating above your head in bright lights that tells everyone exactly what you're thinking.

    I wish I could've had a longer lay in this morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kipling View Post
    granted, but you have a sign floating above your head in bright lights that tells everyone exactly what you're thinking.

    I wish I could've had a longer lay in this morning
    Granted, whatever you had to wake up to is now destroyed by a meteor.

    I wish I could stop time when I wanted, with no side effects.

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    I wish I could stop time when I wanted, with no side effects.
    Granted, but you have no ability to restart time and get stuck in a single moment.

    I wish everyone liked me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tealeaf69 View Post
    Granted, but you have no ability to restart time and get stuck in a single moment.

    I wish everyone liked me
    Granted, but they wont ever leave you alone. At ALL times you have atleast 10 people within 2 meters of you.

    I wish I was god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Granted, but they wont ever leave you alone. At ALL times you have atleast 10 people within 2 meters of you.

    I wish I was god.
    Granted, you are now God of slugs.

    I wish i was normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ayashi View Post
    I wish i was normal.
    Granted, the way you are now is considered normal. Everyone else just thinks they are weird and keeps doing what they have always done.

    I wish the rain never stopped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted, the way you are now is considered normal. Everyone else just thinks they are weird and keeps doing what they have always done.

    I wish the rain never stopped.
    Granted but the world floods and as you open your door to go to school/work a shark swims into your home and never leaves.. (This shark is the overly attached girlfriend of sharks)

    I wish I was C'thulu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but the world floods and as you open your door to go to school/work a shark swims into your home and never leaves.. (This shark is the overly attached girlfriend of sharks)

    I wish I was C'thulu
    Granted. You are now locked in a city at the bottom of the ocean for the rest of time (I forgot what it's called, deal with it)

    I wish I was omnipotent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzual View Post
    Granted, but you are too stupid to know how to use any of your power

    I wish people would stop stealing my Pringles
    Granted but from now on people always steal your clothes, Including the clothes that your wearing

    I wish I had a geodude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but from now on people always steal your clothes, Including the clothes that your wearing

    I wish I had a geodude.
    Granted but now it only wants to sit on you.

    I wish I had sharper panda teeth.

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    Granted, but they are very very fragile

    I wish no one invented aspartame :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricen View Post
    Granted, but they are very very fragile

    I wish no one invented aspartame :/
    Granted but Stich also seizes to exist!

    I wish it were spring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but Stich also seizes to exist!

    I wish it were spring.
    Low blow. Low blow..... And granted, but Spring is unseasonable cold, and it snows every day.

    I wish for an apple

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricen View Post
    Low blow. Low blow..... And granted, but Spring is unseasonable cold, and it snows every day.

    I wish for an apple
    Granted, Snow White.

    I wish the band was playing a little quieter so I could hear my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cephilia View Post
    Granted, Snow White.

    I wish the band was playing a little quieter so I could hear my friend.
    Granted. Now your friend won't talk.

    I wish I had a pair of sunglasses that I could never lose and would never break and always look awesome on my face, no matter what I happen to be wearing at the moment.
    Putin khuliyo

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Granted. Now your friend won't talk.

    I wish I had a pair of sunglasses that I could never lose and would never break and always look awesome on my face, no matter what I happen to be wearing at the moment.
    Granted, but they don't block the sun.

    I wish for a beta key to MoP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markluzz View Post
    I wish for a beta key to MoP
    Granted. You get it in the afternoon of September 24th.

    I wish this damn bookcase would put itself together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted. You get it in the afternoon of September 24th.

    I wish this damn bookcase would put itself together.
    Granted. But this now animate bookcase decides you are no longer fit to be it's master, and starts a furniture revolution

    I wish Last Airbender never happened.

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