Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Calon]

Granted, but you are now in Pakistan.

I wish Blizzard would return deathgrip to its 3.0 mechanics

Granted, but DK's have been removed from the game.

I wish Tuesday maintance would be shortened during my winter break.

[Deleted]

I wish Tuesday maintance would be shortened during my winter break.

Granted! However, Blizzard now performes 3 hours of maintenance each day instead.

I wish I had a new gaming computer.

[superbattler]

granted, but you have no keyboard or mouse.
i wish i could fly

[Deleted]

i wish i could fly

granted, but you live at the moon....

I wish i had a girlfriend

[CheckYoSix]

granted, but you have no keyboard or mouse.
i wish i could fly

Granted but you fly into the WTC. (Too far? :/)

I wish I was the president.

[xxx230]

Granted but you are President of local toilet

I wish I could live eternal life

[Vortrall]

Granted, but gnomes in little hats sing annoyingly to you constantly, surrounding your every thought and action for eternity.

I wish my wish to have been wished as only wishes uncorruptibly wished can be wished.

[argent42]

Granted, but gnomes in little hats sing annoyingly to you constantly, surrounding your every thought and action for eternity.

I wish my wish to have been wished as only wishes uncorruptibly wished can be wished.

Granted, but im still gonna corrupt it.

I wish for a moar epic beard.

[Vortrall]

Granted, but it's my beard now.

I wish the sun wouldn't be impossible to look at and have a permanent smiley face on it.

[Krowz]

Granted, but the face is that of this guys.... or girls...
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture..._ugly_face.jpg

I wish for a pony

[Eorayn]

Granted, but that pony is a real maneater.. rawhr.

I wish I could find the source of the everticking mysterious ticking noise.

[Lovestar]

I wish I could find the source of the everticking mysterious ticking noise.

Granted, but... okay, we all know where this is going. Boom, hope you had life insurance.

I wish for a pair of black cowgirl boots with hot pink hearts on them, white embellishments, and a 3" heel.

[Vortrall]

Granted, but you only get them after the girl wearing them has embedded them in your butt.

I wish I could start studying

[Zidius]

Granted, but you only get them after the girl wearing them has embedded them in your butt.

I wish I could start studying

Granted but you studied the wrong subject and failed the test

I wish people would stop making "Holy Cow" comments when i join a dungeon =(

[razski]

Granted but you studied the wrong subject and failed the test

I wish people would stop making "Holy Cow" comments when i join a dungeon =(

Granted, you are now a belf.


I wish i had more coffee

[Petrified Penguin]

Granted but It's decaf

I wish for 1 Million wishes

[Calon]

Granted, but you are now mute and illiterate.

I wish time was irreverent.

[Zidius]

Granted, you are now a belf.


I wish i had more coffee

granted but it tastes a little nutty

I wish i wasn't a Belf anymore D=

[Petrified Penguin]

Granted, but you become a gnome

I wish i could speak any language

[Kanevil]

Granted, but a rat bites of your tounge and bursts your eardrums.
I wish school didnt suck