Granted! However, Blizzard now performes 3 hours of maintenance each day instead.I wish Tuesday maintance would be shortened during my winter break.
I wish I had a new gaming computer.
granted, but you have no keyboard or mouse.
i wish i could fly
insanity: less expensive then drugs, and much more fun!
granted, but you live at the moon....i wish i could fly
I wish i had a girlfriend
Granted but you are President of local toilet
I wish I could live eternal life
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Granted, but gnomes in little hats sing annoyingly to you constantly, surrounding your every thought and action for eternity.
I wish my wish to have been wished as only wishes uncorruptibly wished can be wished.
"Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, because then you're a mile away, and you have his shoes." - Douglas Adams
Granted, but it's my beard now.
I wish the sun wouldn't be impossible to look at and have a permanent smiley face on it.
"Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, because then you're a mile away, and you have his shoes." - Douglas Adams
Granted, but the face is that of this guys.... or girls...
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture..._ugly_face.jpg
I wish for a pony
Granted, but that pony is a real maneater.. rawhr.
I wish I could find the source of the everticking mysterious ticking noise.
Granted, but you only get them after the girl wearing them has embedded them in your butt.
I wish I could start studying
"Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, because then you're a mile away, and you have his shoes." - Douglas Adams
Shadestaff - a fantasy novel series. #Shadestaff
Granted but It's decaf
I wish for 1 Million wishes
Originally Posted by Daimyon
Granted, but you are now mute and illiterate.
I wish time was irreverent.
Granted, but you become a gnome
I wish i could speak any language
Originally Posted by Daimyon
Granted, but a rat bites of your tounge and bursts your eardrums.
I wish school didnt suck