Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Deathguard]

Granted, but your alarm rings every 5 minutes.
I wish I could bring my girlfriend back to life.

[hoodrogue]

Granted, but she is trapped as the main character of the latest pokemon game.

I wish I could rob banks without ever being caught.

[Deathguard]

Granted, but every time you steal, the money from you last robbery return back to their owner.

I wish for a wii pony.

[Deleted]

Granted, But its a retarded pony who will kick you in the nuts everytime you go near.

I wish i had my driverslicense

[Deathguard]

Granted, But its a retarded pony who will kick you in the nuts everytime you go near.

I wish i had my driverslicense

Granted, but the first time you drive, its removed from you.

I wish that this wish cant be corrupt.

[Temp name]

Granted, but the first time you drive, its removed from you.

I wish that this wish cant be corrupt.

Granted, your wish isn't corrupted, but nothing else happens.

I wish there was no such thing as boredom.

[4KhazModan]

Granted, your wish isn't corrupted, but nothing else happens.

I wish there was no such thing as boredom.

Granted. Now with a constant stream of activities and no rest, the entire population of the world fall dead from exhaustion.

I wish Nintendo would give us Pokemon Snap for the Wii U. IT'S PERFECT FOR IT!

[hoodrogue]

Granted: Nintendo also uses a new and innovative technology to cause all hazardous situations that would happen in game happen to the player.

I wish I could see season 3 of Game of Thrones before anybody else.

[Deleted]

Granted: Nintendo also uses a new and innovative technology to cause all hazardous situations that would happen in game happen to the player.

I wish I could see season 3 of Game of Thrones before anybody else.

granted. you are invited to watch the very first version of it that's shown to consumers to see if it's appropriate. however, you can't say anyone you've seen it, and the show will change tremendously by the time it's released.

I wish that all debts for everyone and everything, be it private, government or business, be absolved around the world.

[Temp name]

granted. you are invited to watch the very first version of it that's shown to consumers to see if it's appropriate. however, you can't say anyone you've seen it, and the show will change tremendously by the time it's released.

I wish that all debts for everyone and everything, be it private, government or business, be absolved around the world.

Granted. The global economy colapses.

I wish Blood DK's would never get nerfed, or otherwise fixxed and they would continue to be as awsome as they are right now.

[bigbleach]

Granted. They buff Warrior tanks and create a tier that 80% of the damage DK's cannot mitigate, and render them completely useless.

I wish I had a bag of domesticated Kittens to kick... and it was legal. And maybe a drier.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Granted. They buff Warrior tanks and create a tier that 80% of the damage DK's cannot mitigate, and render them completely useless.

I wish I had a bag of domesticated Kittens to kick... and it was legal. And maybe a drier.

Granted. Animal rights activists cut off your limbs and toss you into the drier as punishment.

I wish for a threesome with two attractive women who only do what I want us to do.

[Omertocracy]

I wish for a threesome with two attractive women who only do what I want us to do.

Granted. You like furries right? I sure hope so, what with the radical plastic surgery they both had down there...

I wish someone would make a wish so awesome that it couldn't be corrupted.

[hoodrogue]

Granted: but the wish is so extravagant that it requires tribute of 300000 human lives every minute in order to remain active.

I wish that everyone's previous wishes were uncorrupted.

[Temp name]

Granted, they will get corrupted in 2 seconds.

I wish for cheaper music.

[Deleted]

Granted, but to acces the cheap music, you must pay a large fee.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[Omertocracy]

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but it apparently caused the forums to forget about the corruption game.

I wish my apartment was bigger.

[Tente]

Granted, but to acces the cheap music, you must pay a large fee.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

granted, is that big that you got a girl / boy you like and lost it forever inside.

I wish i could fly

[Deleted]

Granted, but you can't control where you're flying to.

I wish I could absorb the knowledge of an entire school book in minutes instead of hours.

[Rekindled]

granted: but never for a subject you are studying.

I wish to transform my body at will. (such as grow wings)