Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Fadees]

Granted, but the only denomination you can get your winnings in is sticky pennies.

I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping on Saturday.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you have to go Sunday within a specific, unannounced, one hour time period or you have to wait another week to buy groceries.

I wish plane tickets out of the United States to another country weren't so expensive.

[Nario64]

Granted, but only to Canada, and you have to get to Seattle for the cheap flights into Vancouver.

I wish for everything in the world, including me, to continue living life normally. I wish all events would continue as if I didn't make a wish at all.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but what really is normal? We're now back in the stone age.

I wish I was perfectly healthy.

[Nario64]

Granted, you're perfectly healthy. You have every white blood cell available to fight all types of diseases. You'll never get a cold again. However, driving to work tomorrow a logging truck rolls over and you're half crushed by a log inside your car. You're now a paraplegic and confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life. But you'll never get the common cold again.

I wish that I had that computer from Wired Science to make any gorgeous girl from the internet come alive.

[Deleted]

Granted, but that gorgeous girl leaves the instant she sees you.

I wish i could be awake for all eternity without my body getting all wierd because i haven't slept.

[Fadees]

Granted, but after a few years of constant activity, you grow increasingly insane and out of touch with reality because you can't get a rest from your own mind. Shortly after this realization, you begin to completely lose your mind, wishing for a way to sleep for just a little while to get out of your own head for a while.

I wish I didn't have to fart so badly in class.

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted, but after a few years of constant activity, you grow increasingly insane and out of touch with reality because you can't get a rest from your own mind. Shortly after this realization, you begin to completely lose your mind, wishing for a way to sleep for just a little while to get out of your own head for a while.

I wish I didn't have to fart so badly in class.

Granted, you now vomit uncontrollably over everyone in your class. Also you smell horrible.

IwishIcouldfindmyspacebar.

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but now your keyboard is gone.

I wish I had a large mallet that could solve any problem.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it only solves them when you hit yourself over the head.

I wish I was immune to the heat and cold.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted your now a pavement slab.

I wish hot women didnt eat their bogies.

[Nario64]

Granted your now a pavement slab.

I wish hot women didnt eat their bogies.

(Actually pavement compresses and expands with heat and cold. Hence why you'll see repair strips made of rubber on roads to allow for the swelling)

Granted, but now they eat... well... two girls one cup should give you a good idea.

I wish for a way to keep a mobile device continuously energized. Some sort of wireless energy transmitter.

[icedwarrior]

I wish for a way to keep a mobile device continuously energized. Some sort of wireless energy transmitter.

Granted, but the phone doesn't work.

I wish to have done better on my midterm.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you now did so good, the government abducts you for a top secret think tank.

I wish I had total manipulation of gravity.

[Temp name]

Granted, but it only works when you're asleep.

I wish I had control of time.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it only works when you're asleep.

I wish that I could meet the "Heavy" (TF2) in real life. And he wouldn't inflict harm on me.

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but he inflicts harm on everyone you know.

I wish I had gotten some sleep last night.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you wouldn't have woken up.

I wish my favorite color was blue.

Ha, try to corrupt this in a horrible way! Just try!

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but you're now completely incapable of distinguishing colors, they all look the same too you.

I wish the sun wasn't so annoyingly bright.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, now there is no light at all.

I wish Xyli Fal'Nalanti / Mynta Vali Daseriu would pick a more normal name, for convenience sake.