Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but that would break the game, so sadly, it can't happen.

I wish I had all of the talents, money, and time I needed to make a certain thing I want to make.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, but that would break the game, so sadly, it can't happen.

I wish I had all of the talents, money, and time I needed to make a certain thing I want to make.

granted, Here is your celebrity DONG kit and clay modelling classes

i wish to see said celebrity DONG's made when you are done

[ghostkitteh]

Hey, that isn't the certain thing I want to make!

Granted, but you have to use it for two weeks.

I wish you the best of luck with that, it's Ron Jeremy.

[Nario64]

Granted, He can totally handle Ron Jeremy's... Ego.

I wish the whole world was flat.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, however, it becomes so spread out that we somehow discover another planet capable of sustaining life, that all we have to do to reach is jump up into the air due to the lack of gravity. ("Sadly" a lot of sports and such would be rendered impossible by the lack of gravity caused by the earth now being flat.)

I wish the fox in Nario's avatar didn't get so tired from all the jumping.

[Nario64]

Granted, but now you see him jumping all over the place, FOREVER:

I wish I could see Mynta's real eye.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Those are his real eyes.

I wish I had a pet dog.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted. Those are his real eyes.

I wish I had a pet dog.

I believe my previous wish was not corrupted, request a do over, hehe

Granted! its evil lassie, who starts the zombie apocalypse

i wish i had an evil goldfish who killed people

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it only kills murderers and other bad people, Dexter fish ho!

I wish I knew all of the United States governments secrets.

[Omertocracy]

I wish I knew all of the United States governments secrets.

Granted, but they know you know and are coming to get you.

I wish for the next person to make a good wish!

[Deleted]

Granted, but someone will corrupt my wish anyway...

I wish for world peace. (There you go, Omertocracy!)

[Wayne25uk]

Granted the world blows up,we will eventually destroy it anyway so i cut out the middle man...meh.

I wish americans didnt blame hurricane sandy on aliens,god or government. (Seriously how stupid can you get?)

[Nario64]

Granted, it's blamed on Nature, which is in in this case controlled by Poseidon!

I wish people could see the good in every situation.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, it's blamed on Nature, which is in in this case controlled by Poseidon!

I wish people could see the good in every situation.

Granted! all murderers are set free as they did it "for the greater good"

i wish the day was over, stupid work

[Deleted]

Granted! Now the day is over, a long with the world! Ah!

I wish I could fall asleep when ever I want and as fast as I want.

[Deleted]

Granted! Now the day is over, a long with the world! Ah!

I wish I could fall asleep when ever I want and as fast as I want.

Granted, but once your asleep, you can never wake up again.

I wish the best coffee in the world!

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you never said you wanted to have it, so you're worst enemy gets it instead.

I wish I had $1,000,000.00.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. It was stolen, and you must live your life on the run, constantly, as you're being chased by the police 'n such.

I wish my mic, or whatever is the problem, would magically fix itself.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but now the sound isn't workin.

I wish I legally owned every single stock on Wall Street.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but the stock market crashed; they're all worthless.

I wish I had my new headset, that worked fine, and...umm...I could use them correctly. And stuff.