Granted, but you're in a vegetative state; you can't act upon any of this knowledge.
I wish I could re-adjust into my old sleeping habits.
Granted, but you get so acclimated to them you MUST stick to them, whatever they happen to be. So if it happens to be that you need to stay up late to finish some homework due the next day, sorry your sleeping habit makes you fall asleep. Or if you want to get to bed early because you have to wake up early or need some extra rest or something, sorry.
I wish I had a pro knowledgable mage friend to check my calculations.
Granted, you now are friends with a Techno-Wizard in real life (who happens to be me, since I'm one thanks to my insane pills I make as a pink Twi'lek scientist (thanks Majad >.>)), and I help you figure out how to charge a battery with your toes.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted, but you have to invite me over to watch it with you and I use you money to make awesome food.
I wish I had a friend or son named Lord Corintheius De'Aleki Of Yrrlgrlx, The Great, Master of Illusions.
Wait, that's a corruption? You come over and make him awesome food?
Granted, but your son, Lord Corintheius De'Aleki Of Yrrlgrlx, The Great, Master of Illusions, is such a master of illusions that he is, in fact, an illusion himself.I wish I had a friend or son named Lord Corintheius De'Aleki Of Yrrlgrlx, The Great, Master of Illusions.
I wish that Faster Than Light, Hotline Miami, and Mark of the Ninja go on a significant sale (75% off), that I am able to purchase and play them, and that I enjoy them.
I use his money and only buy premium ingredients. That can add up. >.>
Granted, but your Steam account gets permabanned for being so cold.
I wish I was the best chef in the entire universe, and had a magical pantry that, when opened, had the ingredients for whatever I wanted to make.
Granted but the Caymans get nuked.
I wish for unlimited wishes
Granted. But I die so I can't grant any of those wishes.
Wait........
I wish I had heat vision.
Granted, but you're dead so you can't use it. Also, how did you make a wish when you were dead?
I wish I knew how Blueobelisk made his wish while being dead.
"Do not only practice your art, but force yourself into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine." -- Ludwig Van Beethoven
Granted, but since I didn't know what the heck that really is you instead get to live a week in Minecraft.
I wish there was something more fun to do now.
Granted, but I'm there with you watching Brokeback Mountain.
I wish I could partake in the fun you're mentioning.
Granted. But you may have some second thoughts about that when they start smearing you in butter and David Hasselhoff brings out his vuvuzela. I'll not even go into details about the subsequent run-in with the swizz polka dancer troupe, for your own -current- sanity, mmkay.
I wish the third next wish in this thread is about ponies.
Non-discipline 2006-2019, not supporting the company any longer. Also: fails.
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Oh lol, haha, anyways
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Granted, but it get's lost in teh interwebz.
I wish my next wish doesn't get corrupt.