Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Deleted]

Granted, you have more chocolate, but now you have no mouth.

I wish for a really nice tasting cake.

[Liagala]

Granted, but you also have no mouth.

I wish my raid could put together just a tiny bit more dps/heals and actually kill this thing, instead of 4% wipes.

Edit: Sweet, we did! Feel free to corrupt anyway.

[Mexa]

Granted, now a 1% wipe

i wish for food that makes you lose weight.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you're allergic to it and can't eat it, or your skin expands like a balloon, making you float away.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

[Mexa]

Granted eternal life, but not etarnal youth.

I wish i had a flying car.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you can't afford the special gasoline that it requires.

I wish more people would be more aware of the fantastic game that is Hotline Miami.

[snaek]

Granted. People are now aware of it, but they all hate it.

I wish people were kinder.

[King Shark]

Granted, but you can't afford the special gasoline that it requires.

I wish more people would be more aware of the fantastic game that is Hotline Miami.

Granted. The success of the game has lead to the company being bought out....

By EA.

I wish my guild mates would go back to Horde.

Edit: Arggh. Too slow.

Granted. People are now aware of it, but they all hate it.

I wish people were kinder.

You son of a bi- I mean... granted. People are kinder, so kind that the world reaches utopia; with peace and love and goodwill throughout mankind. Aliens take advantage of our kindness, promptly conquering and enslaving us.

[icedwarrior]

By EA.

A fate worse than death.

I wish my guild mates would go back to Horde.

Granted, but because of their days as Alliance, they're all pompous asses, of which you no longer want to associate with.

I wish I didn't have to go to the grocery store, but instead had the food and items that I desired at my house already.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the money still comes out of your bank/pocket, or if you don't have any, time is removed from your life span at a 1 day per $100 ratio.

I wish the flu epidemic turns into a "everyone is happy and friendly" epidemic.

[-Zait-]

Granted but everyone is too happy and friendly and then gets obnoxious and so annoying that it makes you blow your brains out. With a shotgun.

I wish that this wish wasn't able to be corrupted.

[Xanjori]

Granted, its a pretty shit wish anyway

I wish I could get whatever is in my eye out, without damaging or losing my eye.

[Ridesdel]

Granted, its a pretty shit wish anyway

I wish I could get whatever is in my eye out, without damaging or losing my eye.

Granted, but in the process of removing what ever is in your eye I chop off your head.

I wish i could get rid of xanjori's head

[Kasierith]

Granted, but in the process of removing what ever is in your eye I chop off your head.

I wish i could get rid of xanjori's head

Granted. You toss it at a nearby car, and it turns out to be a police vehicle, resulting in a high speed chase where you're brought down by about 30 cop cars and 2 helicopters. Your sentencing is swift and you are sent to jail.

I wish I could turn into any animal, including humans, at will.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you become stuck inside the form of an ant.

I wish the Green Bay Packers would have won last night, and would have gone on to win the Superbowl this year.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you become stuck inside the form of an ant.

I wish the Green Bay Packers would have won last night, and would have gone on to win the Superbowl this year.

granted. however, the entire team gets examined by USADA, is found to have used doping for the past 8 years, they are forced to disband forever and every one of their victories is stricken from the record.

I wish I could finally get a job as Java developer... been over 1.5 years now since graduation.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you also get free donuts, but must eat 30 a day to keep your job. Have fun with all that sugar and stuff.

I wish I was the best chef and baker in the universe.

[Xanjori]

Granted, but all wheat supplies are destroyed

I wish the next person could get the whatever is in my eye out, without removing or damaging my eye or chopping off my head or any other part of my body.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but your tear ducts are damaged, causing you to cry uncontrollably, causing you to have to drink a ton to not get dehydrated!

I wish the poster below me would turn into his/her favorite Pokemon.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but the surgical equipment I bought to do the procedure to remove that "whatever" cost $260, 000. You now owe that to me.

And to that guy who said I was negative or something like that, you're damn right I'm negative! Or old fashioned. Whatever it was lol.

I wish the poster below me had a nice time the next time they go out, but the cost is excessive. (I mean go out for fun, not like go out to pick up a pack of Halls from Rite Aid because you're sick and coughing like a bitch or go out to work.)