granted, but now you are chased down by the police for stealing a billion dollars.
I wish I could force my body to go to sleep.
granted, but now you are chased down by the police for stealing a billion dollars.
I wish I could force my body to go to sleep.
Granted, but every time you force yourself to sleep you have a nightmare where the sanctity of your body is violated by Morgan Freeman.
I wish I had a roommate that likes the same things that I do.
Granted its a male,and because you love yourself,he loves you too,daily and nightly and every so rightly!
I wish deja vu wasnt so deja vu-ey!
Granted, but the sound is so loud, you lose your ability to hear.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
Granted. Instead of biting you, he has not mated with you, making you pregnant with lizard-babies (even if you're male, this is a super lizard).
I wish for Tay Zonday to make more videos like this.
Granted. He makes loads of them, each exactly the same as the very one you posted. Same song, same everything, many many videos.
I wish I had the ability to mimic any singer's voice perfectly on demand, including how high/low/ they can sing and growl/falsetto.
Granted, but somebody kills you for being so awesome.
I wish I could teleport.
Granted, but then all your fingers fall off and you can never do another assignment again, thus failing.
I wish I was a mind reader
Granted, but you can only read minds of disgustingly fat and ugly people, who think about masturbating.
I wish for a genie which grants you corrupted wishes.
Granted. But he's from a parallel universe where the wishes you think are corrupted are infact not corrupted and vice versa, thus making the genie the opposit of what you wished for.
I wish for this thread to end, right now.
Granted, but you can't find any colleges that will accept them.
I wish that it could snow no matter what the temperature was, and only melted after three days.
Granted. You are now relocated to Antarctica where your wish is a reality. (It's as bad of a place as you think. Penguin gang violence has escalated in the past few years.)
I wish I knew the knowledge in my textbook without having to read it.
granted. However, you will never be able to learn or understand the things from the course that aren't found in that textbook.
I wish to become the unquestionable champion, unlike any gentleman who has ever had the pleasure to exist, in working with the entertainment products that allow us to partake in a variety of realities that could be.
Granted, but somebody shoots you with a crossbow.
I wish I had a cookie.