1. #6341
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, but that hover car that ran nzall over has 10 million bags of Doritos in them on sale without tax so long as you buy it while inside the vehicle, since it hovers. And it runs you over and it's pretty heavy.

    I wish I was the driver of a hovercraft that had millions of Doritos bags in them.
    Granted. Though the lock on it is as hard as steel. There is no way to break into it. Worse yet you get arrested after being pulled over for trying to break inside the truck.

    I wish I could make those fall in love with me

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    Granted. You can make any man you see fall in love with you.

    I wish Melo wins MVP tonight. (Basketball all star game.)

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    Granted, but the MVP inflates his ego, making him demand a max salary. He is traded the next day.

    I wish I got tomorrow off from school. We get Cesear Chavez Day off, and not President's Day? I thought this was America!

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    Granted, but you no longer get Cesear Chavez Day off.

    I wish I could instantly learn new languages.



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    Granted. It's so convincing that people always want to eat you.

    I wish to have all the TF2 hats I want.

  6. #6346
    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    Granted, but you still can only speak and write in English.

    I wish to smell like mints always.
    That's not much of a corruption, and you never said I couldn't type in the new ones! ;D

    @Iced

    Granted, but aliens invade and turn Valve and anyone who likes TF2 into bananas, which they then give to their pet monkeys.

    I wish healthy food was cheaper than unhealthy food.



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    Granted, but now Netflix is a hundred bucks a month.

    I wish the creators of Criminal Minds would keep making new episodes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Granted, but now Netflix is a hundred bucks a month.

    I wish the creators of Criminal Minds would keep making new episodes.
    That's still cheaper than cable with more available lol.

    Granted but they choose new actors to play the roles and it doesn't feel like the same show at all.

    I wish Timmy Turner lost his godparents.

  9. #6349
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    That's still cheaper than cable with more available lol.

    Granted but they choose new actors to play the roles and it doesn't feel like the same show at all.

    I wish Timmy Turner lost his godparents.
    Granted. The show is immediately cancelled, thus ensuring Timmy has lost his godparents.

    I wish The Birthday Massacre was more well known.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Granted. Anyone who reads your post knows them now, which makes them more well known than before.

    Btw I googled it and I was hoping to find something similar to a story like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but "Birthday Massacre" is just some fucking band. You disappoint me Holidae.

    I wish I didn't have to pay a subscription to play WoW, it was free. Just for me.

  11. #6351
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. Anyone who reads your post knows them now, which makes them more well known than before.

    Btw I googled it and I was hoping to find something similar to a story like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but "Birthday Massacre" is just some fucking band. You disappoint me Holidae.

    I wish I didn't have to pay a subscription to play WoW, it was free. Just for me.
    granted, however, every month, every single person on your server gets transfered for free to another server, except for you. you will be left behind on the empty server unless you pay a character transfer.

    I wish i didn't have this sudden craving for gay porn anymore.

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    Granted. You no longer have a craving for gay porn, but a craving for gay midget porn.

    I wish to never receive an infraction on these boards.

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    Granted but i have a confession to all the mods,icewarrior once sent me indecent photos of himself and abused me on multiple threads,please infract him

    I wish i was a better liar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted but i have a confession to all the mods,icewarrior once sent me indecent photos of himself and abused me on multiple threads,please infract him

    I wish i was a better liar...
    Granted, but you now live in a world where everyone is 100% better at discerning lies.

    I wish I could make a wish with no downside.

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    Granted, but you now live in a world where everyone is 100% better at discerning lies.

    I wish I could make a wish with no downside.
    granted, but it does not have any upsides either.

    I wish my next job interview didn't require me to be underway for almost 2 hours single trip.

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    Granted. Your trip now takes only 10 minutes. When you arrive at the job interview, you were just told as you arrive that the person that was going to interview you had an accident and wouldn't be able to interview you for over a week.

    I wish I knew what to wish, really, I'm out of ideas.

  17. #6357
    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Granted. Your trip now takes only 10 minutes. When you arrive at the job interview, you were just told as you arrive that the person that was going to interview you had an accident and wouldn't be able to interview you for over a week.

    I wish I knew what to wish, really, I'm out of ideas.
    Granted, but the wish is merely the idea, and not the actual wish.

    I wish people would stop hitting my fence.

  18. #6358
    Granted. Some kids start playing baseball in front of your house now and their ball is constantly landing in your yard and hitting your car and house.

    I wish Majad could stick to an avatar or signature.

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    Granted, but you go blind and never get to see it.

    I wish for a regular sleep schedule

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    Granted. However you are in prison. You sleep 23 hours a day now. You only get to sleep in you're tiny cell.

    I wish I became a God

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