1. #6821
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    Granted, but they don't stop decomposing.

    I wish I knew everything there is to know about anything.



  2. #6822
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    Granted but due to the loop whole in your question you now know everything about Justin beibers toilet habits.

    I wish Mynta was a munter from harry bunters world of gunthers.

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    granted, but now Val is mad at is out on a mission to kill you

    I wish I was a fox

  4. #6824
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    Granted, but you get mounted on somebodies mantle for calling me Val.

    I wish I wasn't so cold.



  5. #6825
    Granted, but now you have to sleep in a den of foxes form now on.

    I wish the sun wasn't so bright.

  6. #6826
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    Granted! Now the Sun isn't bright at all. Unfortunately, all humans freeze to death after a short time because hell, killing humanity is what I do best when corrupting wishes.

    I wish I had a better way to corrupt wishes.
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    Granted now your corrupt wishes don't kill the whole humanity just put them in an eternal suffering

    I wish i could get in and out of games everytime i wanted without being able to be killed inside the game

  8. #6828
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blood fox View Post
    Granted, but now you have to sleep in a den of foxes form now on.

    I wish the sun wasn't so bright.
    That's a corruption? I'd love to sleep with foxes. ;D

    Quote Originally Posted by maxilian View Post
    Granted now your corrupt wishes don't kill the whole humanity just put them in an eternal suffering

    I wish i could get in and out of games everytime i wanted without being able to be killed inside the game
    Granted, but Majad kills you by drowning you in spaghetti so that he can steal the power.

    I wish I was immortal and was 18 for all eternity.



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    Granted you get so drunk u fall off a cliff,but due to being immortal you dont die,ur just bed ridden as a pile of mushy broken bones forever and a day.

    I wish i was a little silhouette of a man,scaramoosh scaramoosh will you do the fandango?

  10. #6830
    Granted, but your mama just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

    I wish BioShock Infinite was released already. The wait is killing me. And, the obligatory I'm able to play it, and it's as great as I hope it will be.

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    Granted, it now released, but its so buggy it cannot be played, any they wont fix it.

    I wish I could hunt humans.

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    Granted, but you accidentaly kill all your family while you were hunting and then a fox eat all your limbs and your face

    I wish i could eat Majab

  13. #6833
    Granted, however you picked up all of majads terriable Diseases
    I wish I could hug anyone of my choosing for 5 mins each day.

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    Granted, but they don't appreciate the hugs and slap you.

    I wish I could cosplay as anybody on my list of 'characters I must cosplay as', and then go to a con.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velinde View Post
    I wish I could cosplay as anybody on my list of 'characters I must cosplay as', and then go to a con.
    Granted, however you think you look like said character but you don't resemble him/her at all.

    I wish to be a fluffy puppy instead of a fluffy kitten.

  16. #6836
    Quote Originally Posted by taurenburger View Post
    Granted, however you think you look like said character but you don't resemble him/her at all.

    I wish to be a fluffy puppy instead of a fluffy kitten.
    granted. you're now a poodle puppy. however, your boss is a fat 40 year old man who has *ahem* less conventional plans with you.

    I wish I could post more often in this thread...
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  17. #6837
    Granted, but now you're the only one.

    I wish I could smell things

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blood fox View Post
    Granted, but now you're the only one.

    I wish I could smell things
    Granted, but now you live in a hair incinerating facility.

    I wish I couldn't smell things.

  19. #6839
    Quote Originally Posted by Mukki View Post
    Granted, but now you live in a hair incinerating facility.

    I wish I couldn't smell things.
    Granted. All 5 of your senses are now non-functional.

    I wish I wouldn't get an "instance not found" error from the game. Fucking Blizzard.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Granted, you can't get them because you get banned. Then Blizzard shuts down, and due to being short of funds, send people to to extract money from their former customers. You're one of the people they target, and get killed for not having enough money to please the enforcers.

    I wish I had full control over every aspect of my body and could change them at will.



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