Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,your new superpower is 9 inch long nails,they arent impressive but they do hurt abit.

I wish for blueobelisk to know that aswell as GTA 5 in my arsenal via my brother he also has a early version of Xboxone and PS4 at his work,and he says they are both shit lolz

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but they are both illegally stolen, since, you know, your brother doesn't actually work for Rockstar. Or whatever the story was.

I wish Blue wouldn't have gotten her pregnant. Your lack of posting all makes sense now.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted now your pregnant instead!

I wish icedwarrior wasnt so jelly of my brother.

[Deleted]

Granted now your pregnant instead!

I wish icedwarrior wasnt so jelly of my brother.

Granted, he is now jelly of you, and kills you with jelly.

I wish I could have thought of a better corruption for the above wish.

[Deleted]

Granted, but since you wrote a shitty corruption you have to save the good one until next time

I wish BearGod was my personal mount and it could pounce ppl i wanted it to pounce

[Ettan]

Granted, However you become sexually attracted to your Bear mount and contract the notoriously vile Bear aids.

7 days left.. I Wish I could skip these 7 days and begin playing Rome II total war NOW.

[Deleted]

Granted, you skip those 7 days by staying awake all day for 7 days but you collapse due to stress and no sleep and end up in coma


I wish Mynta would be BearGods slave for a day

[The Penguin]

Granted, but you must become a Paladin for penance.

I wish I was Batman.

[Chaosturn]

Granted, but you must become a Paladin for penance.

I wish I was Batman.

Granted, but there are no villains to fight.

I wish I was more courageous.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. You decide to wrestle a bear. A Bear God. He murders you. But you were courageous.

I wish Wayne2Luk died and I get invited to his funeral, and while I'm there I mug his brother for all his video games and consoles.

[Deleted]

Granted, but your councience gets to you and you offer Waynes family everything you own and they gladly accept so now you live on the street.

I wish Akshak would post here and stop trying to hunt BearGod or whatever he's doing

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,Akshak finally posts here but senses the love you have for him,you make a baby.

I wish for that baby to be named Sebastian.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted, the baby is named Sebastian but it turns out the baby looks like Wayne so a DNA test will need to be done in order to find out the father.

I wish Wayne was the father and Binkamus was the mother.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,but you're the auntie.

I wish our family tree wasnt so fucked up (and had a bear shitting behind it)

[Deleted]

Granted, the tree isn't fucked up but theres still a bear shitting behind it that needs to be taken care of.

I wish BearGod became a bearprophet, travelling the world and sharing story after story about the awesomeness of bears.

[Blueobelisk]

You guys are being weird.

[Beergod]

you guys are being weird.

c-c-c-combo breaker!

[Krek01]

Granted, the tree isn't fucked up but theres still a bear shitting behind it that needs to be taken care of.

I wish BearGod became a bearprophet, travelling the world and sharing story after story about the awesomeness of bears.

Granted; however, the followers of BearGod becoming fanatic zealots of his words, and proceed to enslave everyone who doesn't follow him.


I wish I had the power to foresee events in the immediate future.

[Beergod]

Granted; however, the followers of BearGod becoming fanatic zealots of his words, and proceed to enslave everyone who doesn't follow him.


I wish I had the power to foresee events in the immediate future.

Granted, however you only see the future when you shit.

I wish to have the power to fly.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. You try to impress a girl one day and you end up flying into the jet of a plane. You're murdered and so are the 208 passengers. And the people the plane lands on, including the girl you were trying to impress.

I wish Iced became a librarian, and he wore nerdy glasses.