Granted. little known fact: there is a culture out there where the word for doorknob is also used for those people who are everlastingly loyal and are insanely good at everything they or their beloved do. I don't know when, where or what culture it is, but it is out there. I mean, look at how diverse the internet cultures are.
little background information for the wish: Belgium has something called "GAS-boetes". They're local administrative fines which can be called by any civil servant for anyone who is 14 or older. You can get them for a lot of things, most of them involving littering or disturbing the peace. However, there are some really weird ones out there:
1) people have been fined for eating a sandwich on the steps of churches, without even leaving anything behind;
2) people have been fined for using the waterslide in the public swimming hall in the wrong way;
3) people have been fined for fortune telling;
4) one of the most absurd: there is a village somewhere in Belgium where you can get such a fine for "dragging cardboard boxes over the street instead of lifting them".
As you can see, any community has their own definition of what is littering and disturbing the peace, and that's what so many people hate about it, the apparent randomness which this fines are generated with.
as for my wish: I wish there was far more coherent and consistent GAS-fine regulation.