Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[King Shark]

Granted
You have been given a gentle corruption to feel all gentle things but are unable to feel anything else.

I wish for more money!

Granted. The dead hooker is yours to keep as well. No give backsies.
I wish SyFy no longer existed. That Sharknado bullshit has to stop.

And granted guy who posted before me (fucking cellphone). You- long life. Everyone you know- killed by the very same truck that got Judgement.

[Deleted]

Granted. The channel that exists instead boardcasts stuff that makes Sharknado look excellent.

I wish for a moment of silence.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You get a moment of silence. The moment of silence is for everyone you ever cared about suddenly dying the same day. Ouch...

I wish I never got dirty ever again. Meaning, I don't have to take showers, don't smell, stay clean, etc.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but that's because you were born with extremely sensitive lungs and you live in a bubble your whole life. You have no social life, never make friends, never meet women, etc.

I wish IcedWarrior was the best farmer in the world, and just his presence would make the crops on a farm grow and harvest themselves.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it seems like he has the ability to give them sentient life aswell so they start with your farm and are set on taking over the world


I wish for a delicious steak

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but it seems like he has the ability to give them sentient life aswell so they start with your farm and are set on taking over the world


I wish for a delicious steak

Granted, you have a delicious steak, that you're not allowed to eat, ever.

I wish for it to be september 24th already.

[Deleted]

I wish for it to be september 24th already.

Granted, but for whatever reason you were waiting that day, gets postponed 6 months.

I wish for a new camera.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but for whatever reason you were waiting that day, gets postponed 6 months.

I wish for a new camera.

Well, guess we all get another 6 months of SoO

Granted, you have a new camera, but it isn't put together.

I wish for more lucozade.

Seems I went derp mode, thought WoD was out in september

[Blueobelisk]

Wtf is lucozade?

Granted, you get more Luden's cough drops, and they taste delicious. However your cough is indicative of throat cancer and you'll never recover. You have seven days to live.

I wish everyone would fear the return of my programming master.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Everyone fears your programmer. He is feared so much, someone stabs him to death, afraid for their own life. Due to being involved with this programming person, no one will work for you, nor help you.

I wish The Walking Dead Season 2 game was better. It was good...but...just good. Not up to TellTale's previous endeavors (TWAU, TWDS01).

[Crackleslap]

Granted. Everyone fears your programmer. He is feared so much, someone stabs him to death, afraid for their own life. Due to being involved with this programming person, no one will work for you, nor help you.

I wish The Walking Dead Season 2 game was better. It was good...but...just good. Not up to TellTale's previous endeavors (TWAU, TWDS01).

Granted, but you suddenly lost all interest in The Walking Dead and wish to file a lawsuit against Telltale games for creating an awful game.

I wish for simplicity in life.

[Deleted]

granted. everyone in the world can only say 1 word in their lifetime and it must be one syllable

i wish for the ps4 to go on sale

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. It's $1 less, but the games increase to $80 each.

I wish you guys couldn't read my poker face.

[Danner]

Granted. You are now an incorporeal spirit shifting through time and space, unable to be detected by anyone. Enjoy!

I wish I knew how to make delicious food.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, you know how to make delicious food, but are unable to get the ingredients for each meal you think of.

I wish mosquitoes were eliminated entirely.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted but you're arrested for animal abuse by causing the extinction of a species. Some PETA (or however the fuck its spelt) nutjobs capture you on your way to jail and torture you for the rest of your life.

I wish Iced could never feel hungry again.

[Deleted]

Granted, He doesn't feel any hunger at all and is now making a big scene about it...

I wish for nothingness

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You exist in a state of nothingness.

I wish that every human being had to manually think about breathing, etc.

[Arcanimus]

Granted, but now nobody can sleep, ever.

I wish I could be financially stable for once.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. However, you are financially secure by cashing in on the life insurance of everyone you ever cared about.

I wish the buffet in the pizza restaurant I'm currently in lasted longer. It's active 11AM - 1:30PM.