Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Deleted]

Granted, but you have to endure their random crying, pooping and screaming.

I wish I had a book with torn pages except the last page that was made out of gold

[Mellrod]

Granted, but you have to endure their random crying, pooping and screaming.

Cool, i'll just make that my crime-fighting power. Toddlerpede, go!

[Akshak]

Granted but it's filled with a chocolate, creamy center that quickly gets swarmed by ants when you're reading it and the proceed to devour your hands and the rest of your body.

I wish Winter would just piss for Christ's sake, it's almost Spring.

[Syenite]

Granted but it's filled with a chocolate, creamy center that quickly gets swarmed by ants when you're reading it and the proceed to devour your hands and the rest of your body.

I wish Winter would just piss for Christ's sake, it's almost Spring.

Wish granted, spring will be super moist and mosquitoes will be everywhere.

I wish my seismic data was more usefull.

[Sickjen]

Granted but it's filled with a chocolate, creamy center that quickly gets swarmed by ants when you're reading it and the proceed to devour your hands and the rest of your body.

I wish Winter would just piss for Christ's sake, it's almost Spring.

Wish granted, but in result you are frozen in a ice block until next winter in which you will be released.

I wish to not be sick anymore :'(

[Akshak]

Wish granted, spring will be super moist and mosquitoes will be everywhere.

I wish my seismic data was more usefull.

Granted but you now know the end of the world will happen at 8am tomorrow and payday isn't official until 5pm.

Wish granted, but in result you are frozen in a ice block until next winter in which you will be released.

I wish to not be sick anymore :'(

Granted you're so well you become immortal and everyone else around you dies leaving you alone and unable to "take care your needs".

I wish I could inject this coffee directly into my veins via an IV.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you overdose on coffee and die. RIP.

I wish this forum operated more like 4chan.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, however an uproar occurs due to the change, bringing upon the world wide famous event "Apocalypse of the MMO". (dun dun duuuun)

I wish for icedwarrior to be the weakest person in the Apocalypse of the MMO.

[Deleted]

Granted, he's now the weakest person but he still managed to beat you, 3DTyrant in a fair one vs one duel.

I wish I knew more about awesome stuff

[Akshak]

Granted but you know so much awesome stuff and it's too intelligent for the masses to understand thus causing your head to explode from information overload - leaving you with a stump where your head and neck used to be.

I wish the Weather Service would come up with cooler names for Winter Storms than Remus, Sparta or Thor.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Every winter storm is now named "Akshak".

I wish that hoverboards were a thing. That they were mass produced, affordable, and reliable.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, hoverboards are now a thing, but they implode after around 20 minutes of use.

I wish for a meteor to crash land outside of my house, for the shits n giggles.

[Akshak]

Hell name them after me - I get blamed for everything else anyway!

Granted but since they were rushed at desire and not tested on a wider demographic they cause mass anxiety and traffic jams on the sidewalks resulting in multiple catastrophic injuries and deaths.

I wish for once Canada would quit being so polite and adopt a New Yorker type attitude.

[Deleted]

Granted, every canadian mug each other and beat you up if you even think of looking in their direction and there's taxis everywhere and pollution.

I wish a blue mod would grace this game with his presence.

[icedwarrior]

I'm green, does that count?

... Granted. They grace us with their presence...by handing out bans and deleting the thread.

I wish that the temperature everyone on earth was a constant 70 degrees fahrenheit.

[Arthas242]

I'm green, does that count?

... Granted. They grace us with their presence...by handing out bans and deleting the thread.

I wish that the temperature everyone on earth was a constant 70 degrees fahrenheit.

GRANTED, now global warming is real and the ice caps are really melting

I wish everyone in the world was a woman! *easy pickings*

[Ergar]

GRANTED, now global warming is real and the ice caps are really melting

I wish everyone in the world was a woman! *easy pickings*

Granted, but everyone would become a hetero sexual.

I wish i could live without ever needing to sleep

[Aproydtix]

Granted, but you will still tire without sleep.
I wish my wish won't be corrupted.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, your next wish however, will be triple corrupted!

I wish for all the mounts in WoW that I don't yet have

[Deleted]

Granted. But a group of outlaw gnomes steals them all.

I wish i had more free time to play the game.