Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Blueobelisk]

The fuck did King Candy just post.

Granted, they cost an eye and an ear.

I wish King Candy didn't just blind me.

[Iryin]

I wish King Candy didn't just blind me.

Granted. He has deafened you instead.

I wish I could sleep during the night and be awake during the day!

[Deleted]

Granted, but you're now a vampire and can't do anything in the day.

I want a tasty regular sized edible sponge muffin that I can eat with no negative or extra effects to the muffin, myself, or anything around me.

[Akshak]

Granted but that's all you have to eat and you slowly become a life sized Sponge Muffin that's edible....and you are a target of every homeless person alive.

I wish for a tactical nuke to be sent directly to Kanye West's house.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but he survives it and he becomes even more arrogant and even more media obsesses over him because of it.

I wish Akshak had his feet glued to the ground at a Kanye concert.

[Deleted]

Granted, but he chops them off and crawls out of the concert but not until it's over.


I wish I wasn't so damn tired after work.

[Nekrotix]

Granted, now you have so much energy, it is impossible for any living mortal to exhume as much energy as your body creates, causing you to become the Superhero named Flash. You go so fast, that you break time and space, causing you to go back in time and kill your grandparents before they gave birth to your parents.

I wish I was in possession of a powerful weapon, and could use it to slay my enemies with no repercussions.

[Robozerim]

Granted. Slaying your enemies with your infinity +1 sword has no repercussions, but you had to give up half of your remaining life span to come into possession of the weapon.

I wish that I never had to worry about writer's block.

[Iryin]

I wish that I never had to worry about writer's block.

Granted, but when you're not writing, you literally have to carry a cinderblock wherever you go.

I wish there was always something in the fridge that looked good and I never had to go to the grocery store or compromise with a lame sandwich.

[King Shark]

Granted, but when you're not writing, you literally have to carry a cinderblock wherever you go.

I wish there was always something in the fridge that looked good and I never had to go to the grocery store or compromise with a lame sandwich.

Granted. It all looks great; all that shit's poisoned though. So while grocery stores are no longer a concern, Emergency Rooms most certainly will be.

I wish that Eddie Murphy finally got back in the saddle and started making good shit again.

[Robozerim]

Granted. It all looks great; all that shit's poisoned though. So while grocery stores are no longer a concern, Emergency Rooms most certainly will be.

I wish that Eddie Murphy finally got back in the saddle and started making good shit again.

Granted. Eddie Murphy begins to release critically acclaimed scat porn. I hope you're pleased.

I wish my eyesight wasn't so terrible.

[Deleted]

Granted, you are now blind so there's no need to worry about seeing anything bad ever again.

I wish for silence

[King Shark]

Granted, you are now blind so there's no need to worry about seeing anything bad ever again.

I wish for silence

Granted. I here it gets pretty quiet when you're dead.

I wish that Eddie's new critically acclaimed material be nominated for an Oscar.

[Ripster42]

Granted. I here it gets pretty quiet when you're dead.

I wish that Eddie's new critically acclaimed material be nominated for an Oscar.

Granted. But, again, it's for scat porn and the actual award was for special effects. In an interview later, Eddie was confused saying, "What special effects?"

I wish every movie had as good of an intro as super troopers.

[Deleted]

Granted. But, again, it's for scat porn and the actual award was for special effects. In an interview later, Eddie was confused saying, "What special effects?"

I wish every movie had as good of an intro as super troopers.

Granted. But past the intro all the movies are now barren, and only have 2 hours of footage of giraffes mating in the wild.

I wish the make-a-wish foundation could take back all the wishes they made come true.

[Blueobelisk]

I wish for silence

Granted. Iced sews your ears shut.

I wish every movie had as good of an intro as super troopers.

Dude I saw that shit yesterday. I was messing around all day so I just turned the TV on to Comedy Central and saw essentially just the beginning lol.

Granted, but cops abuse you randomly.

I wish the make-a-wish foundation could take back all the wishes they made come true.

Granted, they do. In doing so, the kids who were made happy before they died come back angry at you (since your wish came true which fucked their wishes) and they brutally rape, murder, and torture everyone in your bloodline.

I wish King Candy better had my money.

[Deleted]

Granted, he gives you your money but on your way to the bank you get shanked by Icedwarrior and he steals it, you run back to King Candy and rant about being set up and all...

I wish this wish would get corrupted.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you secretly wished for nothing, and that's exactly what you get.

I wish I wasn't ill.

[Nekrotix]

You are no longer ill, but now everyone else you know is sick and you need to tend to all their needs.

I wish that these wishes actually came true, without the horrible consequences.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but now people only wish for bad things to happen.

I wish for the sun to engulf mercury in flames.