The fuck did King Candy just post.
Granted, they cost an eye and an ear.
I wish King Candy didn't just blind me.
The fuck did King Candy just post.
Granted, they cost an eye and an ear.
I wish King Candy didn't just blind me.
Granted, but you're now a vampire and can't do anything in the day.
I want a tasty regular sized edible sponge muffin that I can eat with no negative or extra effects to the muffin, myself, or anything around me.
Granted but that's all you have to eat and you slowly become a life sized Sponge Muffin that's edible....and you are a target of every homeless person alive.
I wish for a tactical nuke to be sent directly to Kanye West's house.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted, but he survives it and he becomes even more arrogant and even more media obsesses over him because of it.
I wish Akshak had his feet glued to the ground at a Kanye concert.
Granted, but he chops them off and crawls out of the concert but not until it's over.
I wish I wasn't so damn tired after work.
Granted, now you have so much energy, it is impossible for any living mortal to exhume as much energy as your body creates, causing you to become the Superhero named Flash. You go so fast, that you break time and space, causing you to go back in time and kill your grandparents before they gave birth to your parents.
I wish I was in possession of a powerful weapon, and could use it to slay my enemies with no repercussions.
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Isn't it fitting WoW really took a nosedive after 'the Cataclysm'?
Granted. Slaying your enemies with your infinity +1 sword has no repercussions, but you had to give up half of your remaining life span to come into possession of the weapon.
I wish that I never had to worry about writer's block.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Granted, you are now blind so there's no need to worry about seeing anything bad ever again.
I wish for silence
Granted. Iced sews your ears shut.
Dude I saw that shit yesterday. I was messing around all day so I just turned the TV on to Comedy Central and saw essentially just the beginning lol.
Granted, but cops abuse you randomly.
Granted, they do. In doing so, the kids who were made happy before they died come back angry at you (since your wish came true which fucked their wishes) and they brutally rape, murder, and torture everyone in your bloodline.
I wish King Candy better had my money.
Granted, he gives you your money but on your way to the bank you get shanked by Icedwarrior and he steals it, you run back to King Candy and rant about being set up and all...
I wish this wish would get corrupted.
Granted, you secretly wished for nothing, and that's exactly what you get.
I wish I wasn't ill.
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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You are no longer ill, but now everyone else you know is sick and you need to tend to all their needs.
I wish that these wishes actually came true, without the horrible consequences.
Isn't it fitting WoW really took a nosedive after 'the Cataclysm'?
Granted, but now people only wish for bad things to happen.
I wish for the sun to engulf mercury in flames.
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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