Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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I wish for Deathwing's chin.

Granted but you can't find a use for it.

I wish for a decent pc instead of a laptop! I hate laptops so much.

[Carolainz]

Granted but you can't find a use for it.

I wish for a decent pc instead of a laptop! I hate laptops so much.

Granted, but your mom gives all your tables and desks away, so you have no place to use it and you're forced to use your laptop again

I wish I don't throw up today

[Tirrath]

Granted, but instead you vacated your bowels in front of a large crowd.

I wish for a solid gold computer!

[Ashcow]

granted, but it doesnt work as the screen is solid gold

mrglmrglmrglmrglmrglmrglmrglmrgl(nobody knows what is says! murglish ftw)

[Zoma]

granted, but it doesnt work as the screen is solid gold

mrglmrglmrglmrglmrglmrglmrglmrgl(nobody knows what is says! murglish ftw)

Granted, but mrglmrglmrglmrglmrglmrglmrglmrgl

I wish for Grand Theft Auto: Stormwind

[SilverDawn]

Granted, but You are forced to play as a gnome version of niko belic.

I wish for more RP idea's, so i can RP more.

[Illunis]

Granted, but You are forced to play as a gnome version of niko belic.

I wish for more RP idea's, so i can RP more.

Granted! But you lose all interest in RPing and pick up professional ping pong.

I for TB to be fixed, im tired of win trading!

[Luphy]

Granted, but You are forced to play as a gnome version of niko belic.

I wish for more RP idea's, so i can RP more.

Granted but they all involve Badger orgys...

I wish I had the super power to think up super powers and give them to people!

[Zagnaphein]

Granted but they all involve Badger orgys...

I wish I had the super power to think up super powers and give them to people!

Granted! But u can only think of the Superpower u have wich makes the world a very thinking place!

I wish i could become the No.1 Proti Warrior in the WoW Ranking.

[Luphy]

Granted! But u can only think of the Superpower u have wich makes the world a very thinking place!

I wish i could become the No.1 Proti Warrior in the WoW Ranking.

Granted! But it's because very other prot warrior quit becuase they are underpowered!

I wish for more wishes! (I bet it's already been said but oh well...)

[Zeroguard]

Granted! But it's because very other prot warrior quit becuase they are underpowered!

I wish for more wishes! (I bet it's already been said but oh well...)

Granted but they can only be used to wish for Twilight related things

I wish I was a good PvP'er

[Tomaros]

Granted! But it's because very other prot warrior quit becuase they are underpowered!

I wish for more wishes! (I bet it's already been said but oh well...)

Granted! But you didn't say how many more so you got only half a wish.

I wish I could fly.

[Zeroguard]

Granted! But you didn't say how many more so you got only half a wish.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but your jet pack runs out of fuel and you die falling to the ground, your remains are so scattered they said '**** it lets kill a squirrel throw it in a meat grinder and they wont tell the difference'

I wish I could kill people and face absolutely no negative consequences for it. bye bye algebra teacher, mwahahahahahaha

(to clarify I am saying I dont want negative consequences for the act of the killings themselves not what I must do to do them and whom I can kill etc.)

[TheShinyOne]

Granted but your jet pack runs out of fuel and you die falling to the ground, your remains are so scattered they said '**** it lets kill a squirrel throw it in a meat grinder and they wont tell the difference'

I wish I could kill people and face absolutely no negative consequences for it. bye bye algebra teacher, mwahahahahahaha

(to clarify I am saying I dont want negative consequences for the act of the killings themselves not what I must do to do them and whom I can kill etc.)

Granted, but each time you kill, you are overcome with the urge to kill three people that you do not want to kill.

I wish for global war.

[sCRAPbotttt]

i wish this thread wasnt made

[Epsilon]

Granted, but you just created a paradox, because if it was never made you would never have wanted it to not been made. Therefore, it would have been made.

I wish that it was easier to read what Jason is saying. (BTW, hes saying "My endless Chuck Norris jokes have made me something of a pariah within the game.)

[Zoma]

I wish the previous poster had made a wish, so I can grant it.

Edit: Apparently the poster edited one in, oh well.

[TheShinyOne]

I wish the previous poster had made a wish, so I can grant it.

Granted, the wish was:

"I wish that it was easier to read what Jason is saying. (BTW, hes saying "My endless Chuck Norris jokes have made me something of a pariah within the game.) "

But your turn is over so you may never grant it.

I wish someone would address my wishes, after ~4 attempts they have not been addressed and corrupted.

[Koryn]

granted, but addressing them IS corrupting them...

I wish i knew the meaning of the universe

[Taigen]

granted, but addressing them IS corrupting them...

I wish i knew the meaning of the universe

Granted, but you have short-term memory loss and so it does you no good. You've forgotten it by now.


I wish to fly.