Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[3DTyrant]

Granted, there are now 30 hours in a day, however within them 6 extra hours the earth sends out a mysterious EMP, making all tech useless for that 6 hour period.

I wish for better nights of sleep.

[King Shark]

Granted, there are now 30 hours in a day, however within them 6 extra hours the earth sends out a mysterious EMP, making all tech useless for that 6 hour period.

I wish for better nights of sleep.

Granted. You now sleep with the fishes.

I wish my heat worked. It's cold. Too cold.

[Jack of no trades]

Granted, but your heat only works during the summer.

I wish I didn't have to work so much

[Muajin76]

Granted, but your heat only works during the summer.

I wish I didn't have to work so much

Granted...however you lose most of your net income and your model wife leaves you for the hot new pool boy that you hired last week!

I wish for a bigger apartment instead of a one room.

[Felmourn]

Granted...however you lose most of your net income and your model wife leaves you for the hot new pool boy that you hired last week!

I wish for a bigger apartment instead of a one room.

Granted, but you're a hoarder and all space is now occupied by trash, junk, and crap.

I wish I had more wishes?

[TwoDicks]

Granted, but that alters the structure of the wishing system, rendering the wishes useless

I wish to be immortal.

[Prawnapple]

Granted, but that alters the structure of the wishing system, rendering the wishes useless

I wish to be immortal.

Granted, but the sheer force of such a great wish makes your hands rot off.

I wish I had $10 000 000 in the bank.

[Cheesebro121]

Granted, but the sheer force of such a great wish makes your hands rot off.

I wish I had $10 000 000 in the bank.

Granted, but every time $100 is used your life shortens by a year.

I wish I was perfectly fit and healthy.

[TwoDicks]

Granted, but every time $100 is used your life shortens by a year.

I wish I was perfectly fit and healthy.

Granted, but you get a brain aneurysm.

I wish for all of humanity to die except me(edgy I know)

[Anonim23]

Granted, but you get a brain aneurysm.

I wish for all of humanity to die except me(edgy I know)

Granted, but you will be transformed into an animal and forced to live amongst animals. They will treat you just like the humans did.

I wish I will never die.

[Fuiking]

Granted, but you will be transformed into an animal and forced to live amongst animals. They will treat you just like the humans did.

I wish I will never die.

Granted, Time has ended and you still excist in a timeless bubble.


I wish for pie.

[Member X]

Granted, Time has ended and you still excist in a timeless bubble.


I wish for pie.

Granted. You get featured in a pie in the face prank video on youtube. They will make a meme of you getting pied in the face.

I wish for an invincible army that I will conquer the world with.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but as you're not invincible, you inevitably die, plunging your eternal warriors into an everlasting war against eachother in hopes that they themselves may die.

I wish for healthy food to taste better so I'd be more inclined to eat better.

[Donald Hellscream]

Granted, but as you're not invincible, you inevitably die, plunging your eternal warriors into an everlasting war against eachother in hopes that they themselves may die.

I wish for healthy food to taste better so I'd be more inclined to eat better.

Granted but you will be left with an eternal craving for all harmful food.

I wish that my presence alone would be enough to bring people back from even the darkest of places.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but in turn, you are far more prone to mental health issues yourself.

I wish my beard would grow faster so it can be longer with less time to grow.

[Anonim23]

Granted, but in turn, you are far more prone to mental health issues yourself.

I wish my beard would grow faster so it can be longer with less time to grow.

Granted. However this effect will only last until your first shave and unfortunately you get beard lice and have to shave it.

I wish to be able to go back in time and alter the past.

[3DTyrant]

Granted. However this effect will only last until your first shave and unfortunately you get beard lice and have to shave it.

I wish to be able to go back in time and alter the past.

Granted, but in altering the past, you've altered your own future, your parents don't meet and you're never born.

I wish I could go to all 3 days of Download Fest this year.

[robocist]

Granted, but in altering the past, you've altered your own future, your parents don't meet and you're never born.

I wish I could go to all 3 days of Download Fest this year.

Granted but you'll be deaf before you go.

I wish PewDiepie defeats T series for once and for all.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but mere seconds later, YouTube, and all memory of it, disappears, leaving them as the no-bodies they were prior to YT's existence.

I wish my corruption actually happens

[Shinela]

Granted, you're now stuck in a fursuit forever to be RPing on sites like furafinity and f-list.

I wish for eternal happiness.