Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[saberon]

Granted! but the rabbit in true rabbit nature will hump every orifice of your body till you go numb and bleed!

i wish i had my own apartment!

Granted. But it's situated in Dowisetrepla.

I wish I had a horse. With wings. That sparkled. And farted rainbows.

[Deleted]

Granted. But it's situated in Dowisetrepla.

I wish I had a horse. With wings. That sparkled. And farted rainbows.

Granted but at the end of said rainbows is always a pot of gold that vanishes when you reach it.

I wish I could forget my ex girlfriend

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Granted but at the end of said rainbows is always a pot of gold that vanishes when you reach it.

I wish I could forget my ex girlfriend

Granted, but then you also forget where your ex girlfriend put your car keys.

I wish I had a better job.

[Ultion]

Granted but your better job is located on the moon and you have to pay your own travel costs.

I wish I was in a decent raiding guild.

[Eorayn]

Granted, but then you also forget where your ex girlfriend put your car keys.

I wish I had a better job.

Granted, but you forgot what your new job was!

I wish I could dance like my mum on the dancefloor.

[MasterFSK]

Granted but your better job is located on the moon and you have to pay your own travel costs.

I wish I was in a decent raiding guild.

Granted! But because of a lawsuit, Blizz shuts down, along with the servers.

I wish for my loans to dissapear

[Eorayn]

Granted but your better job is located on the moon and you have to pay your own travel costs.

I wish I was in a decent raiding guild.

Granted, but you are recruit and get no loot at all!

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Granted! But because of a lawsuit, Blizz shuts down, along with the servers.

I wish for my loans to dissapear

Granted, but instead of the old, new ones pop up!

I wish NigaHiga would use one of my comments in a "Dear Ryan" video!

[twinkleblur]

granted but its 1 of those i hate you videos.

wish to own a better computer than what i have.

[Urbi]

Granted, but it's plagued with BSoDs.

I wish I my stocks would split.

[Lovestar]

I wish I my stocks would split.

Granted! Three weeks later the companies declare bankruptcy, however. It turns out they already liquidated most of their assets and fled the country. No soup for you!

I wish I was a Tauren IRL.

[trixia]

granted but aliens take over earth and outlaws holidays

i wish for free gametime in WoW

Granted, but banned for free game time, you lose all your characters, and all you can do is watch an inanimate deathwing at your log-in screen to remind you of what you could have attempted to kill.
I wish I don't go oom all the time

[aei101]

Granted, but banned for free game time, you lose all your characters, and all you can do is watch an inanimate deathwing at your log-in screen to remind you of what you could have attempted to kill.
I wish I don't go oom all the time

Granted, but your spells and abilities now apply the opposite effects but retain the same targeting restrictions. Your heals now do damage to your allies, and your attacks now heal your enemies.

I wish for the person who quotes me to reply to this to suddenly lose the ability to type in coherent sentences.

[trixia]

Granted, but your spells and abilities now apply the opposite effects but retain the same targeting restrictions. Your heals now do damage to your allies, and your attacks now heal your enemies.

I wish for the person who quotes me to reply to this to suddenly lose the ability to type in coherent sentences.

Damn, harsh.
Granted, but Microsoft creates a telepathic way of typing for computers and the word coherent is erased from the dictionary because no one knows what it means anyway.
I wish for a better challenge than the above.

[spacegrass]

I wish for a better challenge than the above.

a challenger approaches,
your opponent is much better than you so you resort to taping his defense practicing,
you are now the new england patriots and everyone hates you

i wish i had a permanent goatse and chicks thought it was hot

[Mijen]

i wish i had a permanent goatse and chicks thought it was hot

Granted. But the sexy goat is eaten by a bear.

I wish for Lady Gaga.

[spacegrass]

Granted. But the sexy goat is eaten by a bear.

I wish for Lady Gaga.

granted but she has a penis
also, a goatse, not a goat huge difference.

i wish for kevin spacey to be cool again

[romant]

granted but she has a penis
also, a goatse, not a goat huge difference.

i wish for kevin spacey to be cool again

granted he is a donkey and wont happen

i wish to somehow pass my exams

[Elohel]

granted he is a donkey and wont happen

i wish to somehow pass my exams

Granted, but you cheated to pass and get caught. You then are kicked out of school.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Anathaema]

Granted, but you become corrupt, hence your whole turns upside-down, therefore everything else is corrupted.

I wish I had a brand-new, perfectly working iPhone 4 while me being perfectly healthy and sane.

[Deleted]

Granted, you had the iPhone, you don't have it anymore.

I wish I had a wish.