Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[slobodaa]

Granted, but you fail every other class.
I wish the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" did not exist.

[freezion]

Granted, but you fail every other class.
I wish the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" did not exist.

Granted, but a new and even more long, and complicated to pronounce word will appear.

I wish for a box of twinkies

[DismalNether]

Granted, but a new and even more long, and complicated to pronounce word will appear.

I wish for a box of twinkies

Granted, but when you open the box they are all rotten.

I wish I could draw.

[dezraj]

Granted, but everytime you go to draw something it ends up looking like a penis.
I wish there was no such thing as grease.

[Deleted]

Granted, but everytime you go to draw something it ends up looking like a penis.
I wish there was no such thing as grease.

Granted. You just destroyed John Travolta's career. When you next hear the doorbell, it's John. He would like to have a word with you

I wish that the meaning of life was a paradox

[Lovestar]

I wish that the meaning of life was a paradox

Whatever your wish means, it's granted. However, this paradoxically causes your life to no longer have meaning, and you spiral into a deep depression as a total shut-in, until you're found dead one morning face-down on your mattress, the login screen to WoW's 5th expansion gently illuminating your corpse among the several hundred half-empty bags of potato chips which surround it.

I wish I was done with my art project so I could go dancing or something instead of sitting in front of the computer checking MMO Champ for 5 minutes every 2 hours as a break.

[Deleted]

I wish I was done with my art project so I could go dancing or something instead of sitting in front of the computer checking MMO Champ for 5 minutes every 2 hours as a break.

You're done with your art project, however a dog sneaks in to your house and shits on it.

I wish I could go to sleep.

[maladorian]

You're done with your art project, however a dog sneaks in to your house and shits on it.

I wish I could go to sleep.

you can go to sleep, but your bed has spontaneously combusted and your are forced to stay at your computer

i wish my account would be unbanned

[Szemere]

you can go to sleep, but your bed has spontaneously combusted and your are forced to stay at your computer

i wish my account would be unbanned

Granted, but hackers just stole your account and deleted all of your characters.

I wish I could finally get a new wand

[Gravesong]

Granted, but the wand is broken.
I wish I had another more wishes.

[Bangaa]

Granted, but the wand is broken.
I wish I had another more wishes.

Granted, but the Genie doesn't listen to you until you can type like an English Major.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and start reviewing for my physics final.

[Hadisabeast]

Granted, but the Genie doesn't listen to you until you can type like an English Major.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and start reviewing for my physics final.

Granted, but you end up studying the wrong chapters and fail the course horribly.

I wish for new and intelligent life to be found in the universe (that doesn't want to imprison us or go to war with us).

[Veridius]

I wish for new and intelligent life to be found in the universe (that doesn't want to imprison us or go to war with us).

Granted, but they hear Justin Beiber and kill us just to try and make it stop.


I wish for a snow day tomorrow.

[Lovestar]

I wish for a snow day tomorrow.

Granted. However, despite the scientific implausibility, all of it is yellow snow.

I wish for a trainable Polymorph: Cow spell to be added to the game. Moo.

[Kidoeng7]

Granted. However, despite the scientific implausibility, all of it is yellow snow.

I wish for a trainable Polymorph: Cow spell to be added to the game. Moo.

Granted but the polymorphed target falls on ur head!

I wish i was playing wow right now!

[Astrofax]

granted but aliens take over earth and outlaws holidays

i wish for free gametime in WoW

Granted, but you lose internet forever.

I wish for a hug.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you lagg very much so you have to logout!!

I wish I was at home now... School sucks

Also; I don't think forum games are allowed here on mmo-champion...

[Kidoeng7]

Granted, but you lose internet forever.

I wish for a hug.

granted but the person hugging u smells a lot ichh

I wish the next reply would be gentle :P

[Deleted]

granted but the person hugging u smells a lot ichh

I wish the next reply would be gentle :P

Granted...I'm just kidding, you idiot.

I wish I'd get the trinket from the last boss in Grim Batol

[Deleted]

Granted...I'm just kidding, you idiot.

I wish I'd get the trinket from the last boss in Grim Batol

Granted, but the trinket is stolen by murlocs.

I wish I had a female draenei in my closet that will /waggle for me whenever I want.