Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Cadwe]

granted but it's a sDick and umm does unthinkable things to you in your sleep
i wish i had the party going on in your sig ... even if i am the pinata

[Jaojin]

granted but it's a sDick and umm does unthinkable things to you in your sleep
i wish i had the party going on in your sig ... even if i am the pinata

Granted but your the sword the ogre is holding... and hes not wearing pants.

I wish the drink to go with my sammich was something delicious.

[Gallahadd]

granted, but you'll have an alergic reaction and be violently sick for the next hour.

I wish I had the power to control time! (impossible to ruin ... or is it?)

[majesta]

Granted, but you will be the sole survivor of a massive galactic war that becomes time-locked and unchangable and be doomed to travel alone forever.

I wish for nothing.

[Gallahadd]

so I'd be Doctor who... as long as Amy pond is with me for eternity that's fine by me

and granted, you got fuck all, gratz

I wish I could draw INSANELY well (think like HR Gieger well)

[willjones410]

Granted. But shortly after you finish your first masterpiece, you suffer an accident and are rendered blind.

I wish it was warm as it was sunny right now.

[Omegasupreme]

Granted. But shortly after you finish your first masterpiece, you suffer an accident and are rendered blind.

I wish it was warm as it was sunny right now.

Granted, but you turn allergic to heat and itch your skin of.

- I wish this wish would be corrupted

[Deleted]

Granted, but you turn allergic to heat and itch your skin of.

- I wish this wish would be corrupted

Granted your wish is so corrupted it destroys your mind and you become a vegtable

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

[Bonc]

Granted your wish is so corrupted it destroys your mind and you become a vegtable

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

Granted.

I wish I had wings

[lightofdawn]

Granted.

I wish I had wings

granted, but youre not a penguin so theyre useless

i wish someone found waldo

[Deleted]

granted, but youre not a penguin so theyre useless

i wish someone found waldo

granted, but then he dissappeared again and slaughtered your family

I wish to make people orgasm by touching them

[Omegasupreme]

granted, but then he dissappeared again and slaughtered your family

I wish to make people orgasm by touching them

Granted, but you get locked in a cage and cant touch anyone...

I wish my mage had (and cuold equip) the new legendary staff (and that i didnt get hacked)

[Deleted]

Granted, but you get locked in a cage and cant touch anyone...

I wish my mage had (and cuold equip) the new legendary staff (and that i didnt get hacked)

Granted, but then you realise you only had one wish, got arrested and had all of your gear burned

I wish for a puppy

[Bonc]

Granted, but then you realise you only had one wish, got arrested and had all of your gear burned

I wish for a puppy

Granted but he got hit by a massive truck.

I wish I was Danny Ocean

[Sazdek]

granted, but you're danny ocean, while hes in jail (jack Nicholson wants to play a game with you called balls on chin)

i wish i was jack nicholson.

[Calon]

Granted. Oh, did you hear? He has eight days to live. Sorry.

I wish for a chicken sandwitch!

[willjones410]

Granted, but the chicken is extra dry and you have no condiments to help the situation.

I wish my fondest dreams would become reality.

[Cadwe]

granted but it ends with your dick getting chopped off and you getting poisioned 3 hours later
i wish i had more apples and carmel

[Sableye]

granted but it ends with your dick getting chopped off and you getting poisioned 3 hours later
i wish i had more apples and carmel

Granted but the carmel fuses your lower jaw to your upper jaw while eating an apple so you shall never utter a word again
I wish i had the genesis device, one shuttlecraft and an angry geneticly altered hispanic guy trying to blow up something

[Bonc]

Granted but the geneticly altered hispanic guy blows up himself, the shuttlecraft, you AND your genesis device with the biggest bomb the world has ever seen. The side effect of that bomb also killed off the rest of the human race.

I wish for the crossfire carbine to drop