Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Urbi]

Granted, but it's to do Ghostcrawler's dry cleaning.

I wish my time management skills were better.

[Deleted]

Granted, but time freezes and you got nothing to manage.

I wish Libya would be a happy, quiet place to live.

[Kalyyn]

Granted, but time freezes and you got nothing to manage.

I wish Libya would be a happy, quiet place to live.

Granted, but Ghadafi uses his spare time finish his rap album (it goes platinum in Europe)
I wish I could have my death knights rotation and dps on my priest

[Sesshomaru]

Granted, but Ghadafi uses his spare time finish his rap album (it goes platinum in Europe)
I wish I could have my death knights rotation and dps on my priest

Granted. Now your dps and healing are 100% RNG based.

I wish I had a tail.

[Bluey111]

granted but your turned into a snake to get you that tail

i wish i could wish for more wishes that wish when i wish to wish things

[Serj Tankian]

i wish i could wish for more wishes that wish when i wish to wish things

Granted but your wishes are very confused and wish for the exact opposite of what you wanted and can tell if you're lying or not. Thus you never get what you desired.

I wish B.B. King lived with me.

[Antenorra]

Granted but your wishes are very confused and wish for the exact opposite of what you wanted and can tell if you're lying or not. Thus you never get what you desired.

I wish B.B. King lived with me.

Granted. The champion of the BB gun tournament now lives with you.

I wish I didn't have to go to school anymore.

[Mnementh]

Granted. The champion of the BB gun tournament now lives with you.

I wish I didn't have to go to school anymore.

Granted, but then you never learned how to speak so instead you make odd noises and wave your hands wildly in an attempt to communicate.

I wish I could take time off work!

[Antenorra]

Granted, but then you never learned how to speak so instead you make odd noises and wave your hands wildly in an attempt to communicate.

I wish I could take time off work!

Granted. /donaldtrump You're fired!

I wish I wasn't the only other person here granting/corrupting wishes.

[Cadwe]

congratz your not the only one but now there are soo many this thread get's spammed goes out of whack and gets locked
i wish i wasn't a douchebag

[wiggletard]

Granted. /donaldtrump You're fired!

I wish I wasn't the only other person here granting/corrupting wishes.

Granted, have fun responding to all 94+ pages. I SAID GOOD DAY

I wish for a copy of the book "The Game Behind the Game: The Art of Mastering Bullshit" by Russ Parr

[Kinnerdamon]

Granted, have fun responding to all 94+ pages. I SAID GOOD DAY

I wish for a copy of the book "The Game Behind the Game: The Art of Mastering Bullshit" by Russ Parr

granted, but its empty

i wish to be the only person left alive

[mathiasschnell]

granted, but its empty

i wish to be the only person left alive

Granted, but everyone else is undead and soon you will be too.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Vanilla Coke.

[Antenorra]

congratz your not the only one but now there are soo many this thread get's spammed goes out of whack and gets locked
i wish i wasn't a douchebag

Granted but now everyone is so nice that you end up becoming one again

granted, but its empty

i wish to be the only person left alive

Granted but you are in a vegetative state.

I wish these wishes truly did come true... and corrupted,

[Cadwe]

granted but then some A-hole wishes for world peace and get's WW2
i wish i had some pie

[Eilassaria]

granted but then some A-hole wishes for world peace and get's WW2
i wish i had some pie

Granted, but it's a cow pie.

I wish I had a dump truck.

[mathiasschnell]

Granted, but it's a cow pie.

I wish I had a dump truck.

Granted. It's Tonka brand.

I wish Pokemon were real and we could capture and train them just like in the games.

[3z00z]

Granted but you get to be gary.

Wish I had the best internet connection there is.

[mathiasschnell]

Granted but you get to be gary.

Wish I had the best internet connection there is.

Granted. It's wireless and unsecured, so everyone in a mile radius is stealing it from you. Enjoy the latency.

I wish Druids, Hunters, Warlocks and Priests weren't so boring to level that I could get them to 85.

[Cadwe]

granted but there replaced with a class called hot pocketz which is basically a living potion
i wish i had more hot pokets