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    this post does not count

    Edited - because Cadwe confused him self
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    Quote Originally Posted by hightides24 View Post
    I wish to become dictator of Earth and lead us into a new world order.
    Granted - but Aliens with OCD land the next day and aren't too happy with your concept of order.

    I wish that the word "granted" and all its synonyms where abolished from all written languages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cptmyname View Post
    You are now the dictator of earth. you have complete dominion over soil and dirt.

    I wish i had a girl to get serious with
    Granted but she's been dead for 5 minutes.

    I wish for infinite wishes, all the while being unharmed.

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    granted you are unharmed but the ones you love die
    i wish that didn't seem so fucked up

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    Granted, but you have to watch an hour of E news.
    I wish for something that has already been granted.

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    Granted. but you get all the corrupted wished.
    I wish I could sing in a rock band!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakeer View Post
    Granted. but you get all the corrupted wished.
    I wish I could sing in a rock band!
    granted, but you die from heroine OD since thats what rockers do

    I wish this thread would be locked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zombikilla View Post
    granted, but you die from heroine OD since thats what rockers do

    I wish this thread would be locked.
    Sorry brah, they don't make locks small enough for threads of fabric.

    I wish they made locks small enough for thread of fabric

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zombikilla View Post
    I wish this thread would be locked.
    Granted - but the mods mistakenly delete your post and unlock the thread again due to temporary short term amnesia.

    I wish the recognize the movie game thread was more popular.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cptmyname View Post
    Sorry brah, they don't make locks small enough for threads of fabric.

    I wish they made locks small enough for thread of fabric
    Granted, but the locks are useless and serve no real purpose, so production of said locks is ceased.

    I wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taurvanhiel View Post
    Granted - but the mods mistakenly delete your post and unlock the thread again due to temporary short term amnesia.

    I wish the recognize the movie game thread was more popular.
    Granted, but you would't reckonize (spelling?) the movie even when you see the title.

    I wish for world peace ^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solidseal View Post
    Granted, but you would't reckonize (spelling?) the movie even when you see the title.

    I wish for world peace ^^
    Granted - but those granting the wish spell as well as you and Whirled Peas is the result.

    I wish for spinning seeds of the legume Pisum sativum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taurvanhiel View Post
    Granted - but those granting the wish spell as well as you and Whirled Peas is the result.

    I wish for spinning seeds of the legume Pisum sativum.
    Granted... but in a weird order mixup... you get beans instead... no one wants whirled beans... they spoil.

    I wish WoW wasn't so addictive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    Granted... but in a weird order mixup... you get beans instead... no one wants whirled beans... they spoil.

    I wish WoW wasn't so addictive.
    Granted but you now have a crystal meth addiction.

    I wish that I was broke and down on my luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    Granted but you now have a crystal meth addiction.

    I wish that I was broke and down on my luck
    Granted... you are now Gary Coleman

    I wish I could go to Hawaii

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    Granted... you are now Gary Coleman
    Too soon!™

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    I wish I could go to Hawaii
    Granted - but the fresh tropical breeze has been completely permeated with the stench of Gary Coleman's rotting corpse.

    I wish I had more respect for the dead.

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    Granted, however now ever zombie movie you see throws you into an ethical rage and subsequently will get you thrown out of every theater and thusly denying your attainment of a super jumbo popcorn with extra butter for the rest of your life!!!

    I wish I didn't have to study for my test, but will still get a 100% on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evoco View Post
    Granted, however now ever zombie movie you see throws you into an ethical rage and subsequently will get you thrown out of every theater and thusly denying your attainment of a super jumbo popcorn with extra butter for the rest of your life!!!

    I wish I didn't have to study for my test, but will still get a 100% on it.
    Granted, but it still isint enough to pass you're course.
    I wish frostmages buffs were getting reverted
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    You've mistakenly made the assumption that I'm not capable of buying MORE poutine.

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    Granted, but you go too far back and are not born yet.
    I wish my phone would never run out of battery

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    granted, but you would never have service.

    I wish i had a rock. nothing can go wrong with rocks.

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