Last edited by Deathwing Aspect Of Death; 2011-10-28 at 07:45 AM.
The sun has set on this mortal world fools make peace with your end for the hour of twilight falls!
Granted, but the wish gods misheard your call, and instead gave you a sacred cow, you now reside in India (land of the sacred cow) and shall now physically become a cow, and never be able to talk to humans, despite your intellectual superiority, forever scilent, and the field of grass.
I wish my hay-fever would go away.
Granted, they are now Chinese people.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow night.
Granted. Unfortunatelly your success with the opposite sex now drops down to zero. You overhear a conversation one day, descriping your inability to say anything straight... "Poor sucker, all he/she does is wish this and wish that, I mean what is that...?"
I wish nobody replies to this in the next two minutes. I really should get back to work.
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Granted! Unfortunatelly your own curiosity to see if anyone replied in the last 2 minutes, caused you to be caught by your boss not doing your work, and you lose your job.
I wish to win at the casino tonight.