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    granted, you get explosive lemons thrown at you that explode on contact ^.^

    I wish for a teleporter than never fails and only teleports to places on Earth that I want it to, but not IN Earth. And it never breaks too.

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but the FBI steal it for their own purposes.

    I wish for iocain immunity.
    There were no screams, there was no time
    The mountain called Monkey had spoken
    It was only fire and then, nothing

  3. #2823
    Quote Originally Posted by Vizzini View Post
    granted, but the FBI steal it for their own purposes.

    I wish for iocain immunity.
    Granted, but you accidentally drink a cup of soap.

    I wish I had an inspiration to write!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathwing the Destroyer View Post
    Granted, but you accidentally drink a cup of soap.

    I wish I had an inspiration to write!
    Granted, but everything you write involved Rebecca Black.

    I wish I had all the potatoes.
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    you're not supposed to kill someone unless they kill you first. it's common sense.

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    granted


    i wish for the precious...
    You will not be forgotten, Eleanor / Steam ID / DeviantArt page / YouTube / Twitter

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    granted, but the precious is the most obese oldest lady on the planet.

    I wish for the next poster to have most wonderful day ever.

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, but then Philip Rivers fumbles a snap and the Chargers lose -_-

    I wish that candy was good for you
    "Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit." - The Tick

    And yes, it is an exploding beer.

    Antisaintz - Because, well, I wuv my dk

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    Granted, but it all tastes like toothpaste.

    I wish I had a Gundam.

  9. #2829
    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    Granted, but it all tastes like toothpaste.

    I wish I had a Gundam.
    Granted but you fall victim to the erupting burning finger



    I wish for a real Charizaard

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    Granted, but he eats your face and dies a horrific death due to food poisoning.

    I wish I had a kebab whenever I want it.

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    granted, but it's thrown, at high velocity, at you and you have to hope you have some damn good dodging skills to not get impaled.

    I wish for a cat

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted but your getting mine, got quite a feral side to him.

    I wish for more metal

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    Granted, but a lawyer from the IRS shows up at your door and audits you for not filing your metal assets properly. You lose everything to the government.

    I wish I could think of a wish.

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    Granted, but a lawyer from the IRS shows up at your door and audits you for not filing your metal assets properly. You lose everything to the government.

    I wish I could think of a wish.
    Granted, but you wish for garrote decapitation.

    I wish we'd get some info n Dawn of War 3.

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    granted, but it's in ancient Aztec

    I wish for a picture

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but it's in ancient Aztec

    I wish for a picture
    Granted, though its a premonition of your brutal death.

    I wish the Game of Thrones encore presentation on HBO lasted for all time until Season two comes out.

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    Granted, but you can't afford it.

    I wish to be the little girl
    Granted but your sold to be a slave.

    I wish this weather can continue right through winter.

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    granted, but Blizz bans your account for hacking the game files

    I wish for a gold brick

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

  19. #2839
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but Blizz bans your account for hacking the game files

    I wish for a gold brick
    Granted, but the world currency is now Guardian Cubs.

    I wish I knew why.

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    granted, but the knowledge drives you insane and you stop eating in your insanity and slowly but painfully die

    I wish for a guardian cub

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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