1. #3021
    Quote Originally Posted by Askle View Post
    Hail Kalyyn, whose migthy intellect has served him well.
    His victory lands the rest of us in hell.
    His triumph proves him wise and brave.
    But I send this message from beyond the grave.
    I haunt your mind and torment your soul.
    Your own wish now consumes you whole.

    I wish for my ballad to be outdone.
    Everyone take a seat
    and read this ballad it's really neat
    Hail Askle, check out this crazy beat
    oh my god it is so leet
    it's sure to make your life complete

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askle View Post
    Hail Kalyyn, whose migthy intellect has served him well.
    His victory lands the rest of us in hell.
    His triumph proves him wise and brave.
    But I send this message from beyond the grave.
    I haunt your mind and torment your soul.
    Your own wish now consumes you whole.

    I wish for my ballad to be outdone.
    Dammit. Did not see that coming.

    (skip this!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmak View Post
    Granted, a horrible country western singer does your ballad outside, butchering to the point that the neighbor decides to plan his revenge by using a microwave gun powered by a small army of kittens in hamster wheels.

    I wish to have a freezer full of steaks.
    granted, but they're all made from kittens

    I wish for a can

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but they're all made from kittens

    I wish for a can
    granted, but you can't open it.

    I wish for a pretty girl to lose my virginity with.

  5. #3025
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmak View Post
    Granted, a horrible country western singer does your ballad outside, butchering to the point that the neighbor decides to plan his revenge by using a microwave gun powered by a small army of kittens in hamster wheels.

    I wish to have a freezer full of steaks.
    Granted, but the steaks are frozen and you have no way to thaw or cook them, and they are not allowed to leave the freezer. If a steak is removed from the freezer, someone very close to you will immediately die a most horrible death.

    I wish for immediate access to every single movie ever made, and they all have to be in English, and accessible on multiple devices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmak View Post
    Granted, a horrible country western singer does your ballad outside, butchering to the point that the neighbor decides to plan his revenge by using a microwave gun powered by a small army of kittens in hamster wheels.

    I wish to have a freezer full of steaks.
    Granted, but sadly your freezer shorts out and the steaks are rancid maggot infested stink bombs.

    I wish they'd somehow find a way to renew Firefly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow View Post
    Granted, but sadly your freezer shorts out and the steaks are rancid maggot infested stink bombs.

    I wish they'd somehow find a way to renew Firefly.
    granted, fire can now fly.

    as posted above, i wish for a pretty girl to lose my virginity with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted, but you can't open it.

    I wish for a pretty girl to lose my virginity with.
    granted, but she used to be a dude

    I wish for a car

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, but the girl pulls a Lorena Bobbitt and slices your penis off just after you climax because she believes you are only using her for sex.

    I wish for free, automatic computer hardware and software upgrades for the rest of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballador View Post
    Granted, but the girl pulls a Lorena Bobbitt and slices your penis off just after you climax because she believes you are only using her for sex.

    I wish for free, automatic computer hardware and software upgrades for the rest of my life.
    granted, but they're always 10 years late

    I wish for a speck of dust

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballador View Post
    Granted, but the girl pulls a Lorena Bobbitt and slices your penis off just after you climax because she believes you are only using her for sex.

    I wish for free, automatic computer hardware and software upgrades for the rest of my life.
    Granted, its apple (nuff said)

    I wish for a little boy soon!

  12. #3032
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted, fire can now fly.

    as posted above, i wish for a pretty girl to lose my virginity with.
    Granted, but you find out she is your half sister because your father cheated with the neighbors.

    I wish for a hoverboard.

  13. #3033
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but she used to be a dude

    I wish for a car
    Granted, but since you didn't learn how to drive the car safely, you crash after traveling 13.37 miles and die in a blaze of wreckage.

    I wish for a very safe cannon, with plenty of black powder, fuse, and cannon balls, with a reliable lighter to fire it with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kain1614 View Post
    Granted, its apple (nuff said)

    I wish for a little boy soon!
    Granted, but you shall be arrested for molesting little boys.

    I wish 1 million credits on MyFreeCams. :P

  14. #3034
    Quote Originally Posted by Ballador View Post
    Granted, but since you didn't learn how to drive the car safely, you crash after traveling 13.37 miles and die in a blaze of wreckage.

    I wish for a very safe cannon, with plenty of black powder, fuse, and cannon balls, with a reliable lighter to fire it with.
    Granted but the cannon balls were disguised Banelings.

    I wish for a pencil that never dulls with an eraser that never smudges!

  15. #3035
    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Malthred View Post
    Granted but the cannon balls were disguised Banelings.

    I wish for a pencil that never dulls with an eraser that never smudges!
    Wait a second. that would be AWESOME! Fire Banelings a few hundred meters and blow crap up! I like that even more!!

    Your wish has been granted, but all paper across the entire planet has been destroyed and you have nothing to write on.

    I wish for more banelings to fire out of my cannon!

  16. #3036
    Quote Originally Posted by Ballador View Post
    Wait a second. that would be AWESOME! Fire Banelings a few hundred meters and blow crap up! I like that even more!!

    Your wish has been granted, but all paper across the entire planet has been destroyed and you have nothing to write on.

    I wish for more banelings to fire out of my cannon!
    Granted, but as soon as the gun powder ignites, it blows the baneling up, which blows the cannon up, which blows the stockpile of banelings up, which leave a smoking crater and a lot of slimey goo everywhere.

    I wish Rhona Mitra was waiting for me in my bed when I get home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Malthred View Post
    Granted, but as soon as the gun powder ignites, it blows the baneling up, which blows the cannon up, which blows the stockpile of banelings up, which leave a smoking crater and a lot of slimey goo everywhere.

    I wish Rhona Mitra was waiting for me in my bed when I get home.
    She was waiting, or more like hanging , she committed suicide because of you.

    I wish I Couldn't be bored
    Once more into the fray...
    Into the last good fight I'll ever know.
    Live and die on this day...
    Live and die on this day...

  18. #3038
    Quote Originally Posted by Razstah View Post
    She was waiting, or more like hanging , she committed suicide because of you.

    I wish I Couldn't be bored
    Granted, but your brain goes haywire and thinks you're always on a bad LSD trip where you're being chased by a murderous orc using a dwarf, holding a gnome, as a weapon.

    I wish I didn't have to go to class tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slammin Shaman View Post
    Granted, but your brain goes haywire and thinks you're always on a bad LSD trip where you're being chased by a murderous orc using a dwarf, holding a gnome, as a weapon.

    I wish I didn't have to go to class tonight.
    Granted, you were setup as a murderer, you do 20years in prison

    I wish Skyrim was already out..

  20. #3040
    Quote Originally Posted by kain1614 View Post
    Granted, you were setup as a murderer, you do 20years in prison

    I wish Skyrim was already out..
    Granted, but the game's requirements changed overnight, and your computer is not capable of playing it.

    I wish for a new cell phone with Ice Cream Sandwich and 4G, one that actually works for a change. :-)

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