Granted, but by getting nothing, you're getting something, therefore you're not getting nothing.
I wish I am able to do anything I want. Anything.
Granted, but by getting nothing, you're getting something, therefore you're not getting nothing.
I wish I am able to do anything I want. Anything.
Granted, but the potato is irradiated, and gives you dick cancer.
I wish my parents were still around.
"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." --Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." --Terry Pratchett, JiNGO
TP, Godspeed
"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." --Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." --Terry Pratchett, JiNGO
TP, Godspeed
Granted, but your TV breaks
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
This explains a lot.Originally Posted by Henry Ford
Granted, but it's over now.
I wish the sea was made of jello.
"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." --Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." --Terry Pratchett, JiNGO
TP, Godspeed
Granted, but you have to make up several pounds of papers.
I wish for immortality.