granted, it's Friday Friday Friday
I wish for a vanilla cupcake
Granted, but it's plastic.
I wish for cooler hair.
I am calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
Granted, you are now really great at playing the cowbell.
I wish for a freshly made meal that I like.
Granted, you now have a fresh, home-made meal in front of you. Allthough, after eating it you're starting to feel a bit strange and before you know it, a disgusting egg sprouts from your head and takes its place. Unfortunately for you, some of Quelag's larvae somehow managed to crawl inside your food when you weren't watching and you've now become an egg-infected.
You'll spend the rest of your days looking like this:
You better be off looking for an egg vermifuge before that bad-boy hatches!!
I wish that SOPA passed! *trollface* ¦]
Granted but every time you eat one, a thousand puppies die
I wish for more wishes :3
Granted, but each of those wishes you get from your wish can only be used on more wishes and eventually you have so many wishes that it causes you go insane and are put into an asilum were all you do is wish for more wishes.
I wish to see what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Granted, the sheer epicness of what you have witnessed gives you permanent and incurable amnesia.
I wish I lived inside a giant potato
Granted, but you will still fail the class.
I wish for eternal life.
Granted. You get bored, and after multiple failed suicide attempts you become depressed, and being unable to die you'll be depressed forever.
I wish my brand new computer that, FOR SOME REASON refuses to play skyrim, would play skyrim so I don't have to use my horrible laptop -,-