Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Nalnik]

Granted, but they continually fall upon your head every hour of every day.

I wish for better cooking skills.

[Deleted]

Granted, but they continually fall upon your head every hour of every day.

I wish for better cooking skills.

You're now a professional cannibal chef.

I wish that mods were nerfed. (PvM-wise)

[whatnowalli]

granted, but they werent nerfed nearly hard enough and still own us

i wish you could buy old gear for transmog with Justice Points

[Deleted]

granted, but they werent nerfed nearly hard enough and still own us

i wish you could buy old gear for transmog with Justice Points

Granted, but you can only buy armor types you cant wear or use for transmog

I wish I had a Deep pan peperoni pizza with nothing wrong with it cooking in the oven.
PS oven works!

[Chillin D]

Granted, but you can only buy armor types you cant wear or use for transmog

I wish I had a Deep pan peperoni pizza with nothing wrong with it cooking in the oven.
PS oven works!

Granted, but the pan is so deep that you can't actually ever get to the pizza without falling in to the pan and being burned alive by the oven or living through the eat and dying of dehydration.

I wish that I had a basketball court in my back yard.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the pan is so deep that you can't actually ever get to the pizza without falling in to the pan and being burned alive by the oven or living through the eat and dying of dehydration.

I wish that I had a basketball court in my back yard.

Granted,
But Drug Dealing Ethnic Minoritys move in there and start selling crack cocaine to all the residents, your parents turn into crack whores and pimp you out for rent money.

I wish for world peace.

[Chillin D]

Granted,
But Drug Dealing Ethnic Minoritys move in there and start selling crack cocaine to all the residents, your parents turn into crack whores and pimp you out for rent money.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, every human being on the world dies simultaneously.

I wish drug selling minorities didn't exist so I could have my damned basketball court and not be a pimped out whore at the same time.

[Deleted]

Granted, every human being on the world dies simultaneously.

I wish drug selling minorities didn't exist so I could have my damned basketball court and not be a pimped out whore at the same time.

Granted, But the Govenment decieds that the Basket ball caught is Public property and you now have to pay an admittance fee to use it. however it is booked up for several months in advance.

Wish I could get hold of some medicinal herbs to help me sleep. damn insomnia...

[WarpKnight]

Granted, but now you can't stay awake for more than 2 hours at a time.

I wish to own a house

[Deleted]

Granted, but now you can't stay awake for more than 2 hours at a time.

I wish to own a house

Granted, your now the proud owner of an igloo located in the middle of Deathvalley, oh wait its a puddle. oh wait its steam.

I wish for a double choclate chip icecream with choclate sauce, whipped cream and a cherry

[Aronaz]

I wish for a double choclate chip icecream with choclate sauce, whipped cream and a cherry

Granted, but you dropped it on the floor
I wish for a ciggarette!

[Deleted]

Granted, but you dropped it on the floor
I wish for a ciggarette!

Granted, but you have no way of lighting it


I wish for a box of matches

[Deleted]

Granted, but you have no way of lighting it


I wish for a box of matches

granted but then the set fire on your house and BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

i wish to find true love

[Simon_Moon]

You do find, but it's the same sex and your parents are not tolerant at all.

I wish for a good night of sleep

[Aronaz]

I wish for a good night of sleep

Granted, but you cannot sleep 'cause of all the monster under your bed!

I wish for the f**king Raven lord to drop!

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but it's now very hostile and breaks your arms

i wish to lost The Game

[ishootblanks]

granted, but it's now very hostile and breaks your arms

i wish to lost The Game

granted.. but you almost the whole thing

[Aronaz]

I assume you granted your wish ^

I wish a good cup of coffee!

[Deleted]

Granted, but you burn your tongue on it. (it's hot you see)

I wish for chocolate.

[Nightc2k]

Granted, but you have Laminiti (Its a pony disease)

I wish for a full set of battlemaster gear on my mercenary.