Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Sentinel]

Granted, but then your account gets banned.

I wish for some Chicken McNuggets.

[Loaf]

granted, but suddenly that's all you've been eating your entire life and you pass out

I wish for jumanji

[Fresh]

granted, but suddenly that's all you've been eating your entire life and you pass out

I wish for jumanji

Granted, but suddenly you die from AIDS.

I wish for AIDS.

[Loaf]

granted, and then you die from a disease that AIDS allowed to affect you

I wish for a pineapple

[Powerogue]

Granted, but you cannot sleep 'cause of all the monster under your bed!

I wish for the f**king Raven lord to drop!

granted, but blizzard ups the drop rate to 100% 2 days later, completely negating any sense of achievement for you.

granted, and then you die from a disease that AIDS allowed to affect you

I wish for a pineapple

granted, the pineapple falls from a nearby tree onto your face! ouch

I wish for a word that rhymes with orange!

[Deleted]

I wish for a word that rhymes with orange!

Granted, you now have a word that rhymes with orange, but it is censored by ACTA

I wish for a narwhal

[Nightc2k]

Granted, but its horn pierces your stomach, leading to a bloody,painful, and slow death.

I wish for infinite wishes with eternal happiness.

[Loaf]

granted, but you have to wait in line behind the other millions of people who were there before you

I wish for a good time

[FaerieDragon]

Granted, but after you have a good time, you have the worst time of your entire life.

I wish for a cookie.

[Isrozzis]

Granted, but after you have a good time, you have the worst time of your entire life.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted. But, the cookie is made of spiders.

I wish for a red rider BB gun!

[Aronaz]

Granted, but you lost it!

I wish for new shoes.

[Deleted]

Granted, you step in poo

I wish for SWTOR

[Zheitan]

Granted, you step in poo

I wish for SWTOR

Granted, but its the spanish version and you cannot change the language.

I wish bunnies ruled the world.

[Deleted]

Granted, two fat women both named Bunnie now rule the world.

I wish for wainbows.

[Albert the fish]

Granted, two fat women both named Bunnie now rule the world.

I wish for wainbows.

Granted, large and heavy farm carriages now arc across the sky occasionally breaking free and smashing into the landscape/people in an oddly satisfying, yet dangerous way.

I wish for turtle fences.

[Isrozzis]

Granted, large and heavy farm carriages now arc across the sky occasionally breaking free and smashing into the landscape/people in an oddly satisfying, yet dangerous way.

I wish for turtle fences.

Granted: your fence is now made out of turtles, but you ran out of food to feed them with, and the all died and rotted, creating a horrible smell that made your wife leave you.

[Albert the fish]

*pssst....you need to make a wish Izro*

[Deleted]

I wish I was a woman in my age. A cute one.

[Aronaz]

I wish I was a woman in my age. A cute one.

Granted, but she burns her face and has a badly fire damage.

I wish for a cold coca cola.

[Isrozzis]

*pssst....you need to make a wish Izro*

errr... yah.

Late reply is late, but...

I wish for a lightsaber.

edit: answer to above post, you get a cold soda, but it's so cold it gives you a brain freeze, which temporarily incapacitates you and you fall into a pool and drown.