Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Venali]

Granted, but you can only transfer 1 character every 10years

I wish for no monthly house bill's

Granted, but your house was destroyed in a fire of your own causing, negating any insurance claim.

I wish I was paid at a rate equivalent to the majority of my industry.

[ghost wrekk]

Granted, but your house was destroyed in a fire of your own causing, negating any insurance claim.

I wish I was paid at a rate equivalent to the majority of my industry.

Granted, but you constantly waste 50% of it at gambling.

I wish for some muffins!

[Aronaz]

Granted, but they're mouldy and out of date

I wish I was Yukari Yakumo. (Sig/avatar)

Granted but you got killed by some evil pokémon.

I wish for some ice cold Coke.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted but you got killed by some evil pokémon.

I wish for some ice cold Coke.

Granted, but it has cyanide in it

I wish I was rich enough to never have to worry about money again

[Deadmedic]

Granted, but it has cyanide in it

I wish I was rich enough to never have to worry about money again

Granted but you become paralyzed and are unable to enjoy your wealth

i wish i could make a living playing video games

[Adam Jensen]

Granted but you become paralyzed and are unable to enjoy your wealth

i wish i could make a living playing video games

Granted. You now make $30,000 a year playing Minesweeper for 40 hours a week.

I wish I had my own personal SR-2 Normandy

[Hogbobson]

Granted. You now make $30,000 a year playing Minesweeper for 40 hours a week.

I wish I had my own personal SR-2 Normandy

Granted. It's at Proxima Centauri. Go get it!

I wish for less homework.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted. It's at Proxima Centauri. Go get it!

I wish for less homework.

Granted. You have now graduated from college with a degree. Now you have no job and must pay taxes, rent, car payments, insurance, and everything else.

I wish I had a half decent job right now.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it'll be a job of 60 hours a week.

I wish I'd have more money.

[kel]

Granted, but it's made out of Tin and nobody will accept it.

I wish I had magical powers to teleport places and stuff

Granted, but you have no hands so you cant use those powers.

I wish for sunshine !

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but it'll be a job of 60 hours a week.

I wish I'd have more money.

I'm desparate enough to take that. Since someone answered yours, I'll do Muzual's

Granted, but you're allergic to sunlight.

I wish Asari were real.

Granted, but they're all Ardat-Yakshi.

I wish I had a better car than I have now (98' Subaru Outback)

[Deleted]

I'm desparate enough to take that. Since someone answered yours, I'll do Muzual's



Granted, but they're all Ardat-Yakshi.

I wish I had a better car than I have now (98' Subaru Outback)

Granted, but it has been wheel locked by the police, and the fines are higher than its normal worth.

I wish I could fly.

[Polarthief]

Granted, but after using the power of flight for five minutes your wings will burn up!

I wish I was bilingual

Granted, but your second language is a made up one that never became a sensation among people, so only you can speak it.

I wish I had infinite wishes

[jarhu]

Granted, but your second language is a made up one that never became a sensation among people, so only you can speak it.

I wish I had infinite wishes

Granted, but you accidentally wished that history would rewind itself to your youth.

I wish for eternal life.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but you accidentally wished that history would rewind itself to your youth.

I wish for eternal life.

Granted. I can't think of something worse than eternal life. Have fun with the heat death of the universe.

I wish game companies would stop forcing us to go through third party software like Steam or Origin (I'm looking at you, Bethseda and Bioware) just to install a game.

[GeordieMagpie]

Granted, however, you cannot write or talk and express knowledge/opinion etc etc.

I wish I could organize stuff more.

[Ricen]

Granted... but you have a rare disease where you loose all your fingers except your pinky.

I wish i could have xray vision.

[-Zait-]

Granted but you can never turn it off and you see everyone as a skeleton only, no naked chicks.

I wish I could un corrupt wishes.

[Rigimi44]

Granted, but instead, nobody can wish ever again.

I wish for a perfect, completely edible, non disapearing, and tasty cookies and cream ice cream cone.

[Gorno]

I wish for a perfect, completely edible, non disapearing, and tasty cookies and cream ice cream cone.

Granted, but they only come in dog turd flavor.

I wish that good looking women couldn't smell or hear my farts.