Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Thyranne]

Granted, but your wish isn't a wish, it's a fish. (Also, I don't play wow.)

I wish the person below me gets their wish without it being corrupted.

Granted, now I got an uncorrupoted fish.

I wish I could fly.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you can only fly indoors.

I wish for $11.97.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but you can only fly indoors.

I wish for $11.97.

Granted, but the American dollar just crashed and $1 = 0.01 Euro.

I wish for a nice steaming mug of coffee

[Deleted]

Granted, but the brown color isnt from the coffe beans

I wish for a bag of diamonds

[Deleted]

Granted, but you drop the bag in the toilet and your mom thinks it's jizz and flushes the toilet.

I wish for a better feel.

[-Zait-]

Granted but after that feel you can never have another feel ever again.

I wish I had the future Fallout 4 game.

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Granted but after that feel you can never have another feel ever again.

I wish I had the future Fallout 4 game.

[Lunaesca]

Granted but after that feel you can never have another feel ever again.

I wish I had the future Fallout 4 game.

Granted, but you get arrested and accused for a crime you didn't commit and you're still found guilty and sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole.

I wish I could sing.

[Ricen]

Granted, Every time you sing everyone dies. Not only that, their brain implodes from the inside, you kill hundreds of thousands of people when you went on American Idol, you were arrested, and your sentence was to have your vocal cords forcefully pulled out of your body with piping hot tweezers.

I wish Diablo became a movie. A good one, something that set records for how legendary it was.

[Lunaesca]

Granted, Every time you sing everyone dies. Not only that, their brain implodes from the inside, you kill hundreds of thousands of people when you went on American Idol, you were arrested, and your sentence was to have your vocal cords forcefully pulled out of your body with piping hot tweezers.

I wish Diablo became a movie. A good one, something that set records for how legendary it was.

Granted, but you go blind and deaf in a freak accident and you can never enjoy the movie for yourself.

I wish I wasn't always hungry.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you must be constantly eating, or all your bones break.

I wish that a certain friend of mine didn't have to go through what she did.

[Lunaesca]

Granted, but you must be constantly eating, or all your bones break.

I wish that a certain friend of mine didn't have to go through what she did.

Granted, but instead it happens to someone else close to you.

I wish I didn't get annoyed so easily.

[ghostkitteh]

(What if it's already happened to somebody else close to me?)

Granted, you're now nearly impossible to annoy, but when someone manages to do it, you lose control of yourself and murder them.

I wish Frank Sinatra was still alive.

[Deleted]

Granted Frank Sinatra is now alive but he will only record duets with Rebecca Black.

I wish it was the 90's again.

[Deleted]

Damb your faster post


Granted, except no one can see you or hear you.

I wish the boots for rogue t5 will drop in SSC to finish my transmog set.

[Deleted]

(What if it's already happened to somebody else close to me?)

Granted, you're now nearly impossible to annoy, but when someone manages to do it, you lose control of yourself and murder them.

I wish Frank Sinatra was still alive.

Granted , but instead of coming back asa singer he returns asa zombie and infects 99% of the human population.
I wish my neighboors weren't so mean to me.

[schwarzkopf]

I wish it was the 90's again.

Granted, the temperature is now 93F somewhere in the world.

I wish the post limit on this thread was 3785.

[4KhazModan]

Granted. Now everyone is saying "Wasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup"

I wish Kristen Wiig wasn't leaving SNL.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, the temperature is now 93F somewhere in the world.

I wish the post limit on this thread was 3785.

Granted, but you must extend it with your own life or the universe explodes.

I wish that the person below me doesn't get a wish.

[Slayman]

I wish Kristen Wiig wasn't leaving SNL.

Granted, SNL is cancelled immediately as of now.
I wish I would not need to go to work for money.

[Lunaesca]

(What if it's already happened to somebody else close to me?)

( Just throwing this in here to reply; Then it happens to somebody else that is close to you that it hasn't happened to yet )

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Granted, SNL is cancelled immediately as of now.
I wish I would not need to go to work for money.

You do not get a wish!

I wish pie didn't exist.