granted, your famous for being the worst, most un-inspirational, horrid, movie director ever, and you were stoned to death after your 10th movie "Im a unicorne and i like it" Which was a 10 mil dollar budget movie.
I wish I was a Druid, and i could transform into only a cheeta, bear, or horse (Preferably a bronco)
When a wild forum troll appears
Granted, but because you never sleep you never get to dream.
I wish I had a pony.
Granted but it's a zombie pony and devours your family.
I wish I had a chucky doll.
Granted but when you do express your feelings, she is repulsed by them and runs away.
I wish I could become Super Saiyan 4. =D
Granted, but there is a squirrel infestation. You get eaten by a squirrel, which is then eaten by a fox, which is then eaten by a bear, which then poops out the fox/squirrel/acorn/you, which is then eaten by some bugs, which are then eaten by a bird, which poops you out as it is flying, and the you-five-generations-of-poop-ago white projectile kills your best friend.
To quote Bender, "I wish everyone else was dead."
Granted, but you lose your imagination and creativity. Your power becomes useless to you.
I wish, noone could write an answer to this post.
Last edited by WurstKaeseSzenario; 2012-07-19 at 12:02 PM.
Granted, because this aint an answer but a statement.
In a parallel universe, I'd like another topic of "corrupt a wish" where corrupt whishes are turned into good ones.
Granted, Seeing as your wished that for your next wish...
But a swarm of locusts decide to follow you around everywhere consuming all the food around you until the day you die which at this rate will be swift due to starvation.
Technically I also become a squirrel, fox, bear and bird... WIN!!
I wish I was a piece of paper.
Last edited by Lyriok; 2012-07-19 at 11:23 PM.
Granted. Somebody draws some absolutely terrible drawing on you, shreds you, burns the shredded pieces, and scatters the ashes in a pit of radioactive waste.
I wish I had the ability to shapeshift into anything I wanted at will.
Granted. It draws so much electricity, your bill went up $100 a month just for using it for 10 minutes.I wish for a big TV. .
I wish I never got hunger, nor had the need to eat.
Putin khuliyo
Granted, but you got no fins cause they were cut to be used for soup.
I wish I knew how to cook properly
Currently Procrastinating
Granted, but you also get a bunch of other inches until your head is in space, and it explodes due to the pressure difference.
I wish I had a taco.
Note: That wish is a reference.