Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!
I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..
Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!
I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..
Granted. You're now unemployed, living on the street.
I wish I had an endless supply of butter and jelly sandwiches that just constantly reappeared on my plate when I wanted one.
granted, but you suddenly get a case of diabetes and can't eat them anymore.
I wish I had the analytical skills of everyone on the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...nessByAnalysis combined, together with the luck of everyone on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BornLucky combined.
You are now the dragonborn, but are immediately killed by your local police or SWAT the second you use a shout.
(Because it sounds better.)
I wish I had the ability to convince people to believe or do anything and everything I tell them.
Granted, but after the weekend you get seedy text messages from your aunts single friends who want to date you.
I wish more movies were made in IMAX format.
i wish world peace and safe, or nah! lets try the other way around!
Ya gotta corrupt the wish when you make a new one.
Mehman: Granted, but since power corrupts, and you are omnipotent, you are also omnicorrupted. You destroy everything, then spend eternity feeling hollow, searching in vain for something, anything, to fill the void in your soul. Eventually, you consume yourself in an effort to sate your spiritual hunger.
malefic7: You wished for the world to be full of war and completely unsafe? I don't even have to grant this one, it has already been granted.
I wish for a genie who would grant me three wishes, then I used those three wishes to wish for three more genies, and repeated that until I had 559060566555523 (yes that is a multiple of three) wishes. I would then use all those wishes at the same time to recieve oral sex so good that the multiverse implodes.