1. #4261
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    Granted, but you get ostrich wings.

    I wish I could summon perfectly made steak at will.

  2. #4262
    Granted, but summoning a steak will remove a random part of your body.

    I wish I had an endless stack of Redbull

  3. #4263
    Granted but... ERROR 37!

    I wish i could have some Ice Cold Cola and a bag of chips infront of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted but... ERROR 37!

    I wish i could have some Ice Cold Cola and a bag of chips infront of me.
    Granted. It turns out the cola had been badly shaken and the bag of chips contains some rat feces.

    I wish for a new car.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

  5. #4265
    Grated, but it only takes premium 98 fuel/.

    I wish for all league skins to be free!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rekindled View Post
    Grated, but it only takes premium 98 fuel/.

    I wish for all league skins to be free!
    Granted, but sadly a very rare and destructive programming error makes your computer explode.

    I wish for health, wealth and true love!

  7. #4267
    Granted, but you a bus ran over you.

    I wish for my pizza!
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    Granted,but because you wanted express delivery the charge is £1,000,000.

    I wish i was poor,ugly and hung like a field mouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted, but you a bus ran over you.

    I wish for my pizza!

    Granted, but every time you eat it, even cold, you'll get blisters on the roof of your mouth.

    I wish I had the day off for MoP release.

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    granted but you have to work christmas day.

    I wish I had bigger boobs

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    Granted, but ever man in the world turns gay..............and the world's supply of lesbians suddenly vanished!

    I wish I had a fluffy bunny that would love me forever.

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    Granted but you sit on it one day and well....

    I wish for this thread to continue to live!

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

  13. #4273
    Granted, it continues to live for another week before it dies yet again.

    I wish everything within the universe was upside down.



  14. #4274
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, it continues to live for another week before it dies yet again.

    I wish everything within the universe was upside down.
    granted. however, since we don't even know what's up or down when regarding something as large as the universe, nothing whatsoever changes.

    I wish for a really cute 20-odd female in my room who puts out.

  15. #4275
    Granted, but she only puts out for other people, and is so well known, there's a four mile line to have sex with her.

    I wish I knew what to wish for.



  16. #4276
    Granted but, now everyone else knows your wish, and you are so ashamed.

    I wish for the zombie apocalypse so that I can go mad in the streets with a katana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizelda View Post
    Granted but, now everyone else knows your wish, and you are so ashamed.

    I wish for the zombie apocalypse so that I can go mad in the streets with a katana.
    Granted, but the katana is well over 600 years old, and poorly taken care of, so it breaks when you swing at the first zombie, miss and hit a pole, and a shard stabs you in the eye.

    I wish for a winning lottery ticket, for the next 300 million USD jackpot, and that the lotto ticket has my name, and current, upto date information filled out on the back of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    I wish for a winning lottery ticket, for the next 300 million USD jackpot, and that the lotto ticket has my name, and current, upto date information filled out on the back of it.
    Gotta go with the obvious here. Granted, but you get hit by a bus while going to cash it in. Can't spend your 300mil from 6 feet under can ya??

    I wish for a working wishing well and infinite pennies.

    ... Hell how about just the pennies?

  19. #4279
    Granted, you now have an infinite supply of pennies. All non-government run stores are able to refuse you any form of service, and you can never buy anything you need.

    I wish I had perfect eyesight.



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    Granted, now you can't help but notice all the uglyness in the world.

    I wish I was lucky.

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