Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Bdx]

Granted, but the dust goes to your Lungs instead, giving you lung cancer.

I wish the pizza delivery guy would come already -.-

[Leothas]

Granted, but the dust goes to your Lungs instead, giving you lung cancer.

I wish the pizza delivery guy would come already -.-

Granted. The pizza delivery guy came now.. on your pizza *OH SNAP*...

Wish I would stop beeing sick so I could go home and play wow...

[Bdx]

Granted, but when you're on your way home a car hits you.

I wish I could stop taking my antibiotics so I can go drinking again >.>

[Leothas]

Granted, but when you're on your way home a car hits you.

I wish I could stop taking my antibiotics so I can go drinking again >.>

Granted but then a giant train runs your over comming for out of nowhere.

I wish to not make a wish that would not come true.

[Bdx]

You make it, but it's to complicated so the whole galaxy explodes.

I wish I would get better drops in borderlands 2.

[nyctre10]

Granted, but you only get stuff for other classes and nobody wants them.

I wish for nothing to ever go wrong.

[Bdx]

Granted, but because nothing ever went wrong you aren't born.

I wish Tool would play a gig in Poland

[mik11231]

Granted but someone you care about is seriously injured on the night they're there and you don't get to see them

I wish i was omnipotent

[Waaldo]

Granted but you only have power over ants.

I wish there wasn't such a big delay of shipment on my Buckyballs.

[mik11231]

Granted but you only have power over ants.

I wish there wasn't such a big delay of shipment on my Buckyballs.

(I use my power over the ants to give one the power and intelligence to give me omnipotence usable at full scale )

Granted, your shipment of Buckyballs is no longer delayed, it's canceled and you will no longer be able to order Buckyballs ever again.

I wish the star trek and star wars universes were combined in some crazy movie of epic proportions

[FusedMass]

Granted, but when you're on your way home a car hits you.

I wish I could stop taking my antibiotics so I can go drinking again >.>

Granted. The Star Teck and Star Wars is combined in 8 epic moves. new ones. However they bomb at the box office and they quickly go out of business. One of the actors is Kim K.



I wish To have 20 billion dollars.

[Deleted]

Granted! Now you are the richest Monopoly game person on Earth!

I wish Earth to be called Water instead! :P

[Omertocracy]

Granted, you're dishes are now done, by some psychotic demon maid who is just about to stab you. Have fun!

You got my ex to do my dishes???

I wish Earth to be called Water instead! :P

Granted, we now live on the planet Hydro, commonly referred to as Water.

I wish food didn't make me fat.

[ghostkitteh]

You got my ex to do my dishes???

Granted, we now live on the planet Hydro, commonly referred to as Water.

I wish food didn't make me fat.

Of course I did, we're all magical like that.

Granted, food now makes you lose two pounds for every bite you take. Have fun eating to death or starving to death!

I wish I had more cream cheese and bagels.

[Nario64]

Granted, but you don't want to know what that cream cheese was made from.

I wish the world would stop spinning.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, the lack of rotation causes us to instantly evolve and increases our technology by three thousand years, too bad you had a heart attack and died.

I wish I had a bottle of the purest water in the universe.

[Deleted]

Granted, the lack of rotation causes us to instantly evolve and increases our technology by three thousand years, too bad you had a heart attack and died.

I wish I had a bottle of the purest water in the universe.

Granted, but a mosquito and a fly just will fall in it right when you put your mouth in the cup to drink it. I'm evil! :3

I wish to be pwetty!

[Deleted]

Granted, the lack of rotation causes us to instantly evolve and increases our technology by three thousand years, too bad you had a heart attack and died.

I wish I had a bottle of the purest water in the universe.

granted. however, it's only 1 molecule of water.

I wish bestiality wasn't illegal or frowned upon by society.

[Omertocracy]

I wish to be pwetty!

Granted. You feel pretty, oh so pretty. Pretty and witty and... whatever that last word is. Also, you have a severe lisp and no one can understand a word you say.

I wish bestiality wasn't illegal or frowned upon by society.

Granted, but it is now the only type of sex allowed.

I wish there was a hot chick stalking me.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but...you know how the saying goes.

I wish I had an infinite amount of money in every single currency.