Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Argarock]

Granted, but now your work night begins.

I wish my wife would hurry up and get dressed so we can go eat.

Granted. at the dining place you both get food poisoning.

I wish they re-released The legend of Zelda: Majoras mask for the 3DS

[ramennoodleking]

Granted. at the dining place you both get food poisoning.

I wish they re-released The legend of Zelda: Majoras mask for the 3DS

Granted, but you can only see in 2d

[ghostkitteh]

You forgot to make a wish.

Well, whatever.

I wish I had a pet solar system named Bob, that flew around saving peoples lives.

(Lol)

[FusedMass]

You forgot to make a wish.

Well, whatever.

I wish I had a pet solar system named Bob, that flew around saving peoples lives.

(Lol)

Granted.While saving other peoples life's. He didn't save yours. You get ran over by a train the moment he flew away. Ironic.

I wish that I knew the future

[Fitzgerald77]

Granted. But now you know that you will only have 1 hour to live!

I wish that I could travel all across the world and see things many people have not!

[ripkurrle]

EDIT I was left behind

Granted, you see horrific violence that scars you for life however.

I wish I cared more for my personal hygiene.

[Fitzgerald77]

Granted. You now become OCD with cleaning as well as a germaphobe.

I wish that there was no such thing as winter!

[Bayhas]

Granted. You now become OCD with cleaning as well as a germaphobe.

I wish that there was no such thing as winter!

Granted. There is now only Spring, Summer, Fall. However, nuclear fallout happens and now Fallout: New Vegas is your new home.

I wish I had the power to make dreams come true for reals yo.

[ghostkitteh]

Honestly, living in the Mojave desert post apocalypse would be pretty sweet unless you were a generic npc, especially if you were the courier.

Granted, but you can only make dead peoples dreams come true.

I wish my hand didn't hurt right now.

[Ethes]

Wish granted, but it will hurt 100 times worse tomorrow...

I wish I had pancakes!

[Deleted]

HI thread!

Granted! You just had pancakes! Tomorrow you will spend all day with your favourite toilet too!

I wish I could eat food with sugar. D:

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you become fatally allergic to all forms of protein.

I wish I had an uncorrputable wish, the next time I make one.

[Deleted]

Your whims and wishes are becoming too complicated mister/miss! :P

Granted! Your next wish is incorruptible! Problem is, since you still have that weird mental disease, that you got from the pink soap dispenser(yes it had problems too), one day you said to yourself that your wish has to be corruptible or the world collapses!

I wish I didn't wake up today, at 6:45 am for no reason, because I thought today was Monday instead of thinking it was Sunday... (yes this did happened -.-')

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but then you and I wont be able to talk like we are right now.

I wish Majad wasn't tired and could stay up without any issues until night time.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Granted, but now Majad wakes up Monday, wishing it was Thursday, so the week could almost be over.

I wish, I could live on my very on Holodeck from Star Trek:TNG

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but since I don't know what it is, you're now lost in an endless void with my avatar and signature.

I wish Mall Security guard people could actually carry mace or a taser.

[Deleted]

Granted, but now Majad wakes up Monday, wishing it was Thursday, so the week could almost be over.

Granted! Now both these mace or taser are made of paper, thus making Mall Security, the worst possible thing on this planet. :P

I wish for Mynta to have his/her sleep problem fixed. :X

[ghostkitteh]

Granted! Now both these mace or taser are made of paper, thus making Mall Security, the worst possible thing on this planet. :P

I wish for Mynta to have his/her sleep problem fixed. :X

You mean it isn't already? One of our mall security guards got attacked by some kid with a knife and hospitalized a few weeks back. He didn't have any way to defend himself, and him and another one quit. Now the local mall only has one security guard working all open hours, the entire week, still without any means to defend himself.

Granted, but now I get stuck in a coma and can only wake up if somebody makes a wish for me to wake up that doesn't get corrupted!

I wish Majad didn't wish it was Thursday when he wakes up Monday so he isn't confused.

[Deleted]

Huh? Really? So you mean that a security guard doesn't have any type of meanings to defend him and the other people if he/she his attacked other than using fists and feet? What kind of security is that? Atleast give the security some kind of taser or a stick like the cops have...

Granted! When Majad wakes up Monday he wont think it's Thursday, instead he will think it's Wednesday. D:

I wish I didn't had to sleep to restore my energy.

[ghostkitteh]

They have a flashlight and walkie talkie, but that's it. The police department is like, four minutes away normally, though, and they can respond extremely fast if they need to, but it's still kind of bad.

Granted, you can now only restore energy by drinking coffee, which you're also allergic to now. Strange, isn't it? HAVE FUN!

I wish I could listen to the music I like for eternity, no matter where I am or what I'm doing.