Granted, but you've become stuck as the first thing you become.
I wish I could think of better wishes that were truly incorruptible.
Granted, but now all calculations that involve the number 2 become unstable. Physics as we know it doesn't exist anymore. Gravity loses it's pull and everyone and everything is hurled into space due to the centrifugal force of the earths rotation.
(Random note, Patrick Jane is a guy, so he has 'his' mind in a jar now :P)
I wish the internet didn't exist.
Granted, but now porn also does not exist. And everyone knows it used to, and that it is your fault it is gone forever.
Gonna take a crack at that previous one (2+2=5) because I have spent many long hours proving how 2+2 could equal 5.
Granted, but 5 is now the number that comes after 3, so it is 123546789, and nothing else changes because you are just redefining words man.
I wish smartphone batteries lived 10 times as long.
Granted, but your smartphone batteries live so long they begin to become self aware. You can hear your battery crying at night because it knows it'll forever be coupled to your phone. You hear muffled screams from your pocket when you walk as your keys clash against it. And if you ever try to use your phone, it begins yelling in your ear at the same time and you can't hear a thing.
I wish the twin towers never fell.
Sadly you forgot to carry the one causing an infinite loop in the time-space continuum causing the world to buckle under the pressure which results in a Cataclysm (tm Deathwing) and the world becomes 903683680 less beautiful.
I wish all my laundry to be washed, dried, folded, and put back in my drawers.
Granted but your drawers are now on fire.
I wish I could see the stars (stupid light pollution).
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Honestly, stalkers (as long as they're non-violent), are rather flattering imo. I mean, somebody is so obsessed with you, they want to follow you around constantly? That's bloody awesome.
Granted, but you're forced to watch it until the end of time.
I wish more people actually watched my stream, which is totally live now.
New Class: Dragonsworn
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