Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you came across it during one of it's dead periods, and got banned for necro'ing by a mod having a bad day.

What a derp on my part.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[Deleted]

Weee

I wish i had a wish to corrupt

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but now there will be a mass chain of editing posts, causing MMO-C to implode, killing all of it's users.

I wish I didn't derp so hard earlier.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but your body would tire due to the lack of sleep, making your life miserable.

I wish for bad things to happen.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the bad things turned into good things and granted me a wish.

I wish i won this game ^^

[Deleted]

Granted, but you fail at everything else in life

I wish everything I touched turned into figurative gold

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but everything you touched turned into figurative gold.

I wish for a mediocre event to happen to me.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,a 5year old kid taps you on the shoulder but he has such power he drives you through the crust of the earth into the earths core to which you burn up and die,but the kid later got a ice cream so pretty mediocre day for him.

I wish i had a giant water slide from the UK to the USA with additional stops with service stations incase i got hungry or tired.

[Akshak]

Granted but each of those service stations have not been cleaned ever and are more infected than Paris Hilton. Plus the water slide itself has no running water so you get fiberglass splinters.

I wish this work day would just hurry up and get itself over with.

[scoontaque]

I wish I never had to sleep.

Granted, but you never get visited by the sandman, the tooth-fairy and Santa Clause ever again.

I wish to be remembered as the greatest human in all of history.

[Akshak]

Granted but you're remembered as the greatest failure of all recorded human history.

I wish Scotty would beam me up since they're no intelligent life down here.

[Skippy88]

Granted Scotty beams you to the moon where there is no one around so you get bored being alone. Oh ya there's no air up there either so good luck surviving.

I wish my renovations in my kitchen go smoothly with no issues.

[Akshak]

Granted but your kitchen ends up looking like something out of an LSD trip experience with the appliances direct from Pee Wee's Playhouse.

I wish the Guinness beer truck would break down in front of my house.

[roflmfao]

Granted but your kitchen ends up looking like something out of an LSD trip experience with the appliances direct from Pee Wee's Playhouse.

I wish the Guinness beer truck would break down in front of my house.

Granted, however it is over 100 degrees outside and it is not a refrigerated truck so by the time you get home and see it all the beer is hot and nasty tasting from being out in the heat all day.

I wish my lunch break was 8 hours and my work day was one hour(and my income was the same as it is now)

[scoontaque]

I wish my lunch break was 8 hours and my work day was one hour(and my income was the same as it is now)

Granted, but you spend your entire lunch break eating, become morbidly obese and your current income isn't enough to support your new medical bills.

I wish McDonalds kept the same taste and price, but its food was healthy.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but now every item of food is required to mop the floor.

I wish to count to 10.

[scoontaque]

I wish to count to 10.

Granted, but you count in intervals of 1/10000000, so you are incredibly old by the time you are done counting.

I wish I could travel a million years into the future.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but your body ages, so by the time you reach the future, you've been dead for countless years.

I wish I had a better mic for my computer.

[Eruionmel]

Granted, but your body ages, so by the time you reach the future, you've been dead for countless years.

I wish I had a better mic for my computer.

Granted, but the mic is a magical mic that feels compelled to respond to everything you say into it, nagging you endlessly about its lack of a love life.

I wish for nothing.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Because your wish was for nothing, yet it was granted, it created a paradox, sundering the universe. Good job, Eruionmel.

I wish for a quality pen that works correctly.